Why is he an idiot? He's referring to a specific instance of nonsense here, I believe. Soriano saying he wants one last chance to play for a contender a few weeks after refusing a trade to SF can certainly be interpreted as a bit goofy. This. Plus he's a fan of professional wrestling.
Can you believe this guy was arrested for a DWI? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JB863-tIiwI/ThtvKxdwvcI/AAAAAAAACjc/5w1jR5eCPZA/s1600/Casey%2BPachall%2BParties%2B01.jpg That's TCU starting QB Casey Pachall (allegedly known as "The Snowman" around campus).
Hold up a second here. Didn't this mental midget pass on at least one opportunity to be traded to a contender in the past 6 weeks or so? There's little chance the Cubs are WS contenders before his last two years are up. Surely he has to see that, right?
Ha! That would be funny, assuming he isn't seriously hurt. But what if he gets hit, walks, sac fly, etc? He'd still be without his coveted official AB.
The Marlins are going to give Greenberg his AB next week. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-seven-years-after-beaning-excub-greenberg-getting-second-chance-20120927,0,3763486.story