LLF, in addition to the fact that the talent is unevenly skewed towards the Padres, the financial situations for Shields and Kemp are extreme. Both players are owed a TON of money that extremely limits their trade value (and in Kemp's case, especially, has negative value). The fact the Cubs would be the ones throwing in money on that deal is the part that is especially crazy. That said, I appreciate the creativity and effort, regardless. Keep on doing you.