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  1. imb
    that seems like a back injury waiting to happen but yeah me too
  2. imb
    going back to weirdo GR, that thread is really great because he's in there defending himself like a loon until TT sideswipes him and then he just gives up all hope and bails lol
  3. imb
    i was thinking he seems more like an arrieta guy that theo steals one or the other
  4. imb
    he was legitimately one of the 3 worst posters even before that bizarre tirade
  5. imb
    this is definitely the kinda guy theo gives a bunch of money to in FA due to whatever weird metric du jour becomes popular in 2021 and then he needs TJ immediately
  6. imb
    hey now
  7. imb
    Absolutely. Totally agree. I didn't realize he was like this in TB. It's nice, but sometimes he goes too far in providing cover for his players. Explain tommy lastella murdered someone
  8. imb
    Is this the first time a "best shape of his life" offseason actually resulted in an entirely different player?
  9. imb
    you know bosio was quoting from wikipedia when he pitched this excuse to the team "no no no you got it all wrong i was calling a white guy spider monkey because he looks like a *looks at scribbled notes written on palm* New World monkey belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil. The genus contains seven species, all of which are under threat; the black-headed spider monkey and brown spider monkey are critically endangered."
  10. imb
    Its first name is literally "Baby" until it does something worthy of recognition.
  11. imb
    Yep, platoon heyward/almora in CF and if you get desperate and need to trade for pitching, just throw Happ in a deal.
  12. imb
    Yessssss. I was trying to put my finger on it yesterday and I just couldn't pin down what it reminded me of, but it's this exactly.
  13. imb
    at least darvish has the good sense to just be hurt. meanwhile quintana is actively sucking butt 24/7 on the field
  14. imb
    Boy howdy this is just the worst news possible
  15. imb
    hot damn what a cannon
  16. imb
    they're legitimately so good you can't even judge them on that scale. It's like saying wow LeBron James is pretty good at basketball compared to that dead body over there
  17. imb
    good god
  18. imb
    This is one of the worst takes I've seen on this site. a take even derwood would be ashamed of
  19. imb
    lets marvel at how bad our starting pitching is Our best starter, Lester, has lucked (or veteran presenced) himself to a whole 0.9 WAR, good for 57th among qualifiers, behind studs like *squints* Clayton Richard (42nd,) Tyson Ross (34th,) and Jose Urena (31st.) After that you've got Jose Quintana (0.6 WAR, 67th,) Kyle Hendricks (0.5 WAR, 71st,) and ... that's it. Only 88 pitchers qualify. Our rotation is so bad that Chatwood has been allowed to throw 70 innings despite literally walking a batter an inning and our second-most valuable pitcher is a 115-pound reliever who hasn't pitched in a month and may be dead. Or I guess it might be 5.9 K/9 Mike Montgomery.
  20. imb
    MAGA
  21. imb
    lol this dudes name is duh-wayne
  22. imb
    He's been less valuable (1.2 WAR in 75 games vs 1.1 WAR in 59 games) than Jason Heyward, who should opt out and get $300 mil too.
  23. imb
    now we're doing reverse tootblans in the field
  24. imb
    Jul 21-22, 2015 - 2 HR Sept. 29-Oct. 1, 2015 - 0 HR (4-11 w/2BB tho) April 21-23, 2017 - 0 HR Aug. 22-24, 2017 - 1 HR April 2, 2018 - 0 HR May 18-20, 2018 - 1 HR Jun 21-cont - 1 HR So yes
  25. imb
    QUINTANA horsefeathering BLOWS
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