Torreyes is a nobody. He's never going to amount to anything. He's the size of a [expletive] gymnast and his only appreciable skill is the ability to make weak contact so he doesn't strike out. He's a nothing.
God it is going to be hysterical if Tebow has a 1000 yard receiving season or something and hernandez/devil, tebow/angel narrative NEVER. [expletive]. ENDS.
is this the same thing everyone did when andrus signed his contract and you go "oh yeah well he'll never slug higher than 400 but since he can field the position without falling over and dying it's a great deal!"
it really is. the first one i remember seeing is the darvish pitches one, but i kind of doubt that was the first. is there a patient zero here that we can all send a fruit basket? the darvish one is the first one i remember, too