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oh no the cardinals have so much young talent coming up what are we going to do (tavares sucks, miller sucks, martinez sucks, wacha is dead)

literally no one has said or implied that, but the people insistent on being miserable keep running that out there like it's some kind of trump card.

If you can't bond over dongs well I dunno what to say

*shrug* I didn't shrug off the inability you have of moving on in the face of hundreds of future dongs.

I didn't say you'd be angry, i said you'd be pathetic

Len "cubs 3b kris Bryant leads baseball with 47 home runs, ahead of four other cubs who each have 39" JD: "Len I have to remind you that while that is cool , we lost a lot of games in 2013" Len: "interesting, I'll have to fact check that because it's so cool now that I literally don't care." JD: "ok just for the record the cubs were not good years ago."

I said everyone else is gonna be enjoying the dongs, while you losers sit in the corner going "but remember how bad 2012 was?" while literally no one else cares cause out faces are covered in nonstop dongs.

chicago south imo

As much as you've enjoyed the last 3 years? I know what a crazy opinion it is to say that losing is bad. i haven't enjoyed the last three years, i've just done other stuff while waiting for it to pay off. voila, i wasn't even a miserable [expletive] head the entire time

im gonna enjoy that as much as the actual wins

its gonna [expletive] own when this team is good again and all these young dorks are hitting dongs all over the place and jersey and ssr pathetically hold on to their shitty opinions about the rebuild in the face of all this awesomeness

I get NBA burnout too. First month of the season is cool, because you see how your players who are still getting better have improved, and what your rookies are capable of. Then the next 19 months of the season are completely boring. Then the playoffs are kind of cool

no [expletive], the ncaa is aggressively worse about that garbage than the NFL is.

not to diminish the miserable level of competition of college athletics, because that point can't be made enough, but generally the HARD CORE fans of any sport are pathetic losers college football fans are THE WORST, because the level of college athletics is something many of them see as reasonably attainable. Living in Oklahoma, there are a lot of people are here who are hardcore college football/basketball fans, and are relatively laid back about the other sports. I think it's because they can't see themselves as a 30-year-old NFL QB, but they see an 18-year-old fumbling the football and they think "man if just a couple things had gone right for me, I coulda..."

as long as it's not his [expletive] spine, I'll get over it.

On the other hand... https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=starlin%20castro%20gaffe Do a search for "Anthony Rizzo gaffe" and here's the second result: LMAO outstanding

"There's no reason to be afraid, there's no reason to be afraid there's no reason to be afraid." No matter how often he repeated it, he knew it wasn't true. There was lots to be afraid of, of this he was sure. "Enjoy the new office, Jason," Theo had said. But there was something sinister in his smile, he knew it. Before long, a long time employee stopped by and stuck his head in. There was a knowing look on his face. "Room 223, huh?" He said. "Yeah," Parks replied. "Look ... Is there something I should know?" After he said that out loud, he began to realize that most of the other employees had stayed away ever since he got settled in that morning. "Look," the man told him, "I shouldn't be saying this, but ... No one who's worked in this office has stayed long. They say it's haunted. The last three people who've worked here have gone mad." "Haunted? That's not rig." He laughed at his awkward joke, but the other man did not. He left, and Parks was again on his own. "Haunted, that's stupid." He wiped his sweaty brow. The room was completely empty when he came in this morning, with nothing but cheap furniture haphazardly placed in the corner. Come to think of it, it was hotter than normal inside the office. Maybe that corner desk was blocking a vent or something. He walked over and gave it a tug. He was right, it was cheap, and light, and it moved easily. As he pulled it away from the wall, there was a crash. A small picture frame had been tucked tightly behind the desk and had fallen facedown on the floor. He picked it up, bemused by the frame. It looked homemade, and ugly, but he was a fan of the absurd and the picture was certainly that. He placed it on his desk. Hell, why not. He'd taken the job suddenly and hadn't moved many personal items with him. Besides, the picture was funny to look at. The teenager, all hair gel and sideburns, airborne. His legs out to the side, and anger in his face as he practiced some pathetic karate move. Parks laughed and went to stand up. That's when he noticed the eyes ... They were following him.

it will be a real number by the time he's done with it

Oh god yes they are that bad. I listened to them for nearly a year (probably because I thought it was cool that Greeny interviewed me when I was in high school), without really listening all that closely. Eventually I realized just how terrible those two shills are. They do occasionally take a fairly rational stance on something, but they are more or less a PR team with a radio show. The fake laughter just takes me out the minute they have anyone on who remotely tries to be funny.

what was there in the first place

I am the one who locks (posts) hehehehehehehe breaking bad joke

Soler to joint he team tomorrow. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-cubs-calling-up-jorge-soler-20140825-story.html That seems more like something john singleton would do, tbh

he done good from what i seen

holy [expletive], this is amazing.

Schwarber doesn't have the built in prospect momentum to crack the top 50