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"There's no reason to be afraid, there's no reason to be afraid there's no reason to be afraid." No matter how often he repeated it, he knew it wasn't true. There was lots to be afraid of, of this he was sure. "Enjoy the new office, Jason," Theo had said. But there was something sinister in his smile, he knew it. Before long, a long time employee stopped by and stuck his head in. There was a knowing look on his face. "Room 223, huh?" He said. "Yeah," Parks replied. "Look ... Is there something I should know?" After he said that out loud, he began to realize that most of the other employees had stayed away ever since he got settled in that morning. "Look," the man told him, "I shouldn't be saying this, but ... No one who's worked in this office has stayed long. They say it's haunted. The last three people who've worked here have gone mad." "Haunted? That's not rig." He laughed at his awkward joke, but the other man did not. He left, and Parks was again on his own. "Haunted, that's stupid." He wiped his sweaty brow. The room was completely empty when he came in this morning, with nothing but cheap furniture haphazardly placed in the corner. Come to think of it, it was hotter than normal inside the office. Maybe that corner desk was blocking a vent or something. He walked over and gave it a tug. He was right, it was cheap, and light, and it moved easily. As he pulled it away from the wall, there was a crash. A small picture frame had been tucked tightly behind the desk and had fallen facedown on the floor. He picked it up, bemused by the frame. It looked homemade, and ugly, but he was a fan of the absurd and the picture was certainly that. He placed it on his desk. Hell, why not. He'd taken the job suddenly and hadn't moved many personal items with him. Besides, the picture was funny to look at. The teenager, all hair gel and sideburns, airborne. His legs out to the side, and anger in his face as he practiced some pathetic karate move. Parks laughed and went to stand up. That's when he noticed the eyes ... They were following him.

it will be a real number by the time he's done with it

Oh god yes they are that bad. I listened to them for nearly a year (probably because I thought it was cool that Greeny interviewed me when I was in high school), without really listening all that closely. Eventually I realized just how terrible those two shills are. They do occasionally take a fairly rational stance on something, but they are more or less a PR team with a radio show. The fake laughter just takes me out the minute they have anyone on who remotely tries to be funny.

what was there in the first place

I am the one who locks (posts) hehehehehehehe breaking bad joke

Soler to joint he team tomorrow. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-cubs-calling-up-jorge-soler-20140825-story.html That seems more like something john singleton would do, tbh

he done good from what i seen

holy [expletive], this is amazing.

Schwarber doesn't have the built in prospect momentum to crack the top 50

Jesus Christ, what a season

alcantara owns so much

the "we cant have nice things" hand wringing over baez is kind of sad and pathetic guys

imb and meph I've never been banned, just suspended like 19 times

JBJ sucks, no thanks. Edit: lmao he's slugging .290

you better be pretty sure the guy actually sucks to balk at $12 million a season.

God damn right

if you actually have the option to do otherwise and choose to do this, you're a weirdo Why risk violating whatever ridiculous web surfing rules your company has when you can just do it safely from your phone? That said, I'm not behind a computer 8 hours a day What site are you possibly thinking of going to that could get you fired? once while very drunk, one of my buddies told me that one time he realllllly needed to j/o while at work so he just went to the bathroom and looked at porn on his phone and did it. he very much thought this was something that probably happened to everyone at some point. I have

No

sweet another next maddux

Man Baez makes some loud contact

i want to say that i dont care about advertising on uniforms but i really do. plus, it's not like one team is going to do it and get a leg up on everyone else. it's going to be all teams doing it and they're all going to make a little more money, but since everyone is doing it, there's no advantage and all we have is a bunch of owners who are a little richer than they were before.

my favorite part of mojo is the new kyle is that at least kyle is aware he's a pathetic loser.

[expletive] mojo is the least intelligent poster on this board and yet he derwoods us with 200 posts a day

The Castro/Baez friendship owns

[expletive] off mojo you loser virgin