part of me is desperate for that to work out, and part of me is like lets just find a bunch of castillo-type dudes and keep schwarber healthy for a 10 years
lmao if Baez had come up and hit .250, everyone would be predicting Bryant as a .300 hitter next season. Kyle and David finally have nice things and they don't know how to react, so they're predicting doom.
Uhhhh, this presumes that while offense in the majors has majorly trended down, offense in the minors has stayed stagnant in the last 10+ years, which seems absurd.
No, instead he's Scott GF Yeah, this is what I was going for. (also excellent Scott GF reference) Brett would not only wear a believe bracelet, he would nicely shade you for not wearing one