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  1. imb
    man mlb.tv just showed the famous glenallen hill dong, the most majestic dong perhaps ever struck, and all i could think of was what a horsefeathering dump wrigley used to be.
  2. imb
    you know the old song, the collarbone is connected to the area right above your left hip
  3. imb
    its not a collarbone you weirdos
  4. imb
    he could have torn a muscle in his side from the way his body compacted on the wall
  5. imb
    actually horsefeathers starlin
  6. imb
    matt harvey is broken
  7. imb
    and another: https://t.co/PfIQ1kCj14 Before going 0-4 with 4 Ks tonight, Eddy Julio Martinez wasn't doing so bad this May either (.242/.381/.455 while knocking down his K rate a little and upping his walk rate a little). holy horsefeathers, shut up
  8. imb
    *nsb
  9. imb
    lmao thats what i took from that as well
  10. imb
    what the horsefeathers
  11. imb
    why are we calling this horsefeathers nsb now, that's stupid also im not using paypal because they hate gays or something. i remember seeing that on facebook.
  12. imb
    ok? it's still 436 to 430; I'm not doing a full scouting report here My bad, I misunderstood. I thought you meant not far behind him in the top 20. lmao dumbass
  13. imb
    lmao gerrit cole http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/the-walk-off--gerrit-cole-disses-cubs-after-shutting-them-down-042058768.html
  14. imb
    he's gonna be micah owings but good at it
  15. imb
    I'm sorry but what are you upset about now? That we didn't call up Contreras along with Montero? as the only Contreras fan on the board, this outrage hits him pretty hard
  16. imb
    what's gonna be sweet is he's gonna finally earn a promotion to the top of the order, then he's going to stop hitting and matheny is going to be like "im sticking with my guy" and he's going to be an error-prone SS at the top of our rival's lineup
  17. imb
    if i caught an opposing dong, i would toss that horsefeathers back so fast. that would be fun as hell. I'd do something memorable like throw it super high in the air or something or punt it and then be like hey im the guy who punted that home run ball back on the field and fell over and hurt himself that you saw on not top 10
  18. imb
    By the all star break
  19. imb
    hopefully they sign him right before the lifetime PED ban kicks in
  20. imb
    now that's what i call murderer's throw vol 7
  21. imb
    my old editor ended every email with "sry. thx." but it was endearing because he was such a cool ass old man
  22. imb
    hot d*ng
  23. imb
    If they really tinkered with his swing, let's send him to AAA and let him get a bunch of at bats.
  24. imb
    I believe fangraphs has him at about a 5 WAR pace
  25. imb
    Isn't it bad enough that their city's name is German for "Whale's Vagina"? That scene is one of the greatest of all time. "Agree to disagree". lol its anchor man not anchor lady total classic ill take my call off the air
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