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  1. VanceJergins
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point? Why cant you people just leave me alone and let me be a sore loser (or sore person rooting for a team that lost)? I thought we were bonding. They don't appreciate the greatness that is Bob Sanders. It's their loss really. True story: Bob Sanders was at Castleton Mall signing autographs last year and I didnt have anything for him to sign so I just had him sign my cell phone....which I now use to pretend I'm calling him during games....none of my friends think its funny anymore, but I do. You're lucky Bob Sanders didn't smash your cellphone with his cold, piercing stare. I would have been honored.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Its everything I hoped for and more!!! Thank you!!! I wanted to bump this. I dont think you people appreciate it enough.
  3. VanceJergins
    And I have Bob Sander's autograph on my cell phone....not impressed.
  4. VanceJergins
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point? Why cant you people just leave me alone and let me be a sore loser (or sore person rooting for a team that lost)? I thought we were bonding. They don't appreciate the greatness that is Bob Sanders. It's their loss really. True story: Bob Sanders was at Castleton Mall signing autographs last year and I didnt have anything for him to sign so I just had him sign my cell phone....which I now use to pretend I'm calling him during games....none of my friends think its funny anymore, but I do.
  5. VanceJergins
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. What's your point? Why cant you people just leave me alone and let me be a sore loser (or sore person rooting for a team that lost)? I thought we were bonding.
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    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won. If my hand was a vagina, I wouldn't be online right now. Hopefully you'd be at the hospital trying to figure out why the hell your hand was a vagina and what would happen if you got pregnant....trippy stuff man.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Its everything I hoped for and more!!! Thank you!!!
  8. VanceJergins
    If Bob Sanders was playing the Colts would have won.
  9. VanceJergins
    Wow, I could stare at that for hours
  10. VanceJergins
    How dare you try to bring logic into this thread. anyway..... So what's your favorite planet? Mines the sun. It's like the KING OF PLANETS! We all know that the moon isn't in fact made out of blue cheese, but I'll ask you this. If the Moon were made outta barbecue spare ribs, WOUDYA EAT IT? I know i would. I'd go back for seconds and wash it down with an ice cold budweiser! 1997 was quite a year. a lot of stuff happened. some good, some bad. mother teresa died. that was bad, unless you hated mother teresa. I myself was not a fan of hers, don't ask why. we were like oil and water, we didn't mix What about the teams Harry? Oh trust me, they wont be a factor.
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    What'd be trippy is if someone put the cat's face on the chick and the chick's face on the cat....WHOOOAAAA!!!! somebody please do it.
  12. VanceJergins
    What'd be trippy is if someone put the cat's face on the chick and the chick's face on the cat....WHOOOAAAA!!!!
  13. VanceJergins
    You're talking 101 crap and we've moved on to grad school....catch up pleez
  14. VanceJergins
    Dont crap on our party, Captain Bringdown. Didnt you see we're now discussing Soriano with the body of a chick having intercourse with a small cat? Sorry, Sorry.... Back on topic... http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/rjackson31/inyourface.gif Holy crap, where the hell did you find that?
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    Friends forever?
  16. VanceJergins
    Dont crap on our party, Captain Bringdown. Didnt you see we're now discussing Soriano with the body of a chick having intercourse with a small cat?
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    Pissing contest, eh? I'm 21, when's your birthday tough guy? Feb 19 Whatever, I'm still more mature.
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    Haha, I got a good laugh out of this, bravo.
  19. VanceJergins
    Pissing contest, eh? I'm 21, when's your birthday tough guy?
  20. VanceJergins
    21 and I hate the taste of alcohol. The first time I tasted alcohol was wine with communion and all I could think was, "grape juice tastes so much better.....and thank you, Jesus."
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    I'm in Texas right now. Yeah, we know, for your stupid Cowboys. Its just because Sanders and Brackett were hurt, and Manning had a horrible game, and...and...you dont know anything. GO COLTS!!
  22. VanceJergins
    Soriano is yesterday's news, we have better things to talk about right now.
  23. VanceJergins
    NEITHER IS THE CORRECT ANSWER ORANGE JUICE That was my first choice but I ran out earlier today. I'm going for chocolate milk. Thank you all for you help, be back in a minute.
  24. VanceJergins
    chocolate milk is a terrible mixer, definitely apple juice if you can't drink your liqor straight I'm not going to ruin two wonderful beverages with piss-tasting alcohol
  25. VanceJergins
    Quick poll: Should I go get a drink of apple juice or chocolate milk?
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