I was at the Cincinnati airport after the game, taking a dump in the bathroom. All of a sudden, this big burly guy pokes his head in the stall, and wouldn't ya know, its Adam Dunn. He says, "You a Cubs fan?" I tell him that I am, and he says, "Watch the news tonight, kid. Looks like the northside is getting a new LF'er." And then he winks at me. I don't care if you guys believe me, but we did trade for Dunn. It might be a few days before he can start for us though because I did file charges.