Sammy Sofa
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I work near Oak Park. And I'd love to know all these way healthier things than what you can get at Chipotle. It's just a salad. You can get those everywhere. -
Holy [expletive], I had no idea there so many more Chipotles than Qdobas.
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It's not nearly as readily available as Chipotle and Qdoba. It's like, I dunno, throwing Checkers in to a comparison between McDonald's & Burger King. Where do you live, Antisaladandia?
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Guys, we're talking super shitty national chains, not bumpkin huts that only exist in godforsaken Schaumburg and Rockford. There's a zillion better options than Chipotle and Qdoba, but we're talking in terms of the laziest convenience.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/more-cities-using-textbased-alert-system-to-warn-a,36946/
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It's a [expletive] running back rampage.
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Yeah, this. It's totally made up in my dumb stupid brain for jerks, by Chipotle has this lame "we're the better fast food alternative" vibe where it's like they're foisting on us that they're the healthier option (ie-God help you if you ask for lettuce in that thing because they're go-to move is to pack that mother with maximum lettuce). If I want a burrito I want a big, fat, sloppy burrito, dammit.
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They'll put on as much cheese as you want. Just ask them. It's the principle of the thing. I'm a large man and I am ordering a large burrito; of course I want more than a measly pinch of cheese. And Qdoba has queso, which aids in my quest to turn my blood into liquid cheese. Better chips, too.
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If you gotta settle for either I'd rather get Qdoba. Chipotle is [expletive] stingy with the cheese, plus Qdoba has better (and hotter) salsas.
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I am thinking the Cubs win the series.
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[expletive].
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Somebody smarter than me post some things to make us feel better about this.
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How much of a bag of farts did Baez look like out there? Like I said, I'm still not gonna be worried about this until it's, like, May 2015, but come on, man.
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Urlacher to Tampa is purely talk though, right? Or is there something more solid? I only know that Tampa is pursuing him since one of their LB's went down this week. If he's quitting his job, you would think it's more than just talk, but who knows. Nah...he's not in football shape. He's said from the moment that he retired that he's not coming back, and he's been pretty convincing about it. I don't think he wants to play anymore. He was talking on the radio the other morning about dropping his kids off at school and then going golfing. Pretty sure Brian Urlacher golfing always ends like how Frankenstein picking flowers with a little girl next to a lake ended.
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Fuckin' Cuban bats, man. I want 'em all.
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You know damn well Jay wouldn't dance in that spot either. It's awesome, not creepy. Jay wouldn't dance because he doesn't care. Rose is just a creep.
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Soooooooooooo..it would be better if they didn't say/do anything?
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Kinda meaningless, but Arrieta still hasn't a complete game shut out yet this year.
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ARGH, I JUST BARFED UP MY HEART. OK, I can breathe again.
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I'm seriously terrified for the next half inning to start. I'm gonna pass out.
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OH YEAH, IT'S THIS GAME I'M AT.
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Hey guys...anything cool going on tonight?
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Oh my God. You didn't have anything below. That was so funny. :clapping: Sorry, was there some kind of bizarre comment/pun/joke about oddly shaped genitals that would have been more to your liking?
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Rose still hates dancing/happiness: http://youtu.be/TJsyF1i-s1o He's THE creepy weirdo of the NBA.
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Random Cubs Musings: Minor League Edition
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Cubs Minor League Talk
except for a glaring elephant in the room Dammit, I'm going to feel dumb for asking this...what elephant is that? vogelbach That got a straight up guffaw.
