Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Why am I watching this? I barely paid attention to them the last two weeks when I was on vacation and it was GREAT. -
Even when Bryant is good he's still so horsefeathering lame.
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If it weren't for New Guy the Cubs would have seen about 65 pitches.
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A lot like last year Who do we hire to be HC next year Sir, this is a baseball game.
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Pretty sure the Cubs would struggle to even score against fuckin' Joe Flaherty at this point.
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Squinty McGree must go extra blind in St. Louis from all of the Provel fumes.
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The Cubs are 2+ games without a dong. They've only gone 2 straight games without a dong one other time this season. The only worse stretch is a 3 game stretch near the start of the season. START DONGING, CLODS.
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Yeah, .227 .277 .341 .618 over the last 2 weeks, and kinda terrifyingly with a .346 BAbip. And yet that one dude just zeros in on the last 2 games. Weird.
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Get ready to get stranded at 2B a LOT, new guy.
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How is that a wild pitch?
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Uh, maybe Castellanos was hitting against nothing but righties the last month? Last 7 days: .063 .063 .125 .188 Last 2 weeks: .190 .190 .381 .571 Last 4 weeks: .226 .253 .405 .658 (87 PA) (A whopping 3 walks to 22 strikeouts) Yikes.
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Yeah, this a dumb spot to hit him against a RH, especially when Contreras is in the freakin' lineup.
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Better than anything that Oasis has actually ever done.
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This feels like it should be a day game, dammit. Gimme some work baseball to stew over.
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Cubs get Castellanos for Lange and Richan
Sammy Sofa replied to itisallpartoftheplan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
All of their in-season moves are things they should have (pretty obviously) done in the offseason. Scrambling to play catch up with what relatively few resources they have is not a good look. -
I wanna barf. Yay.
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GET SOMEBODY UP.
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This dude's beard is clearly a giant wad of pipe cleaners glued to his face.
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Everything is gross about Kimbrel, but ESPECIALLY that shot of his lumpy butt.
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Sweet helicopter impression by Bote.
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Payback for Martinez making that running catch on him earlier.
