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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Kris Bryant: Rally Killer
  2. Sammy Sofa
    How they allowed the insurance run in the top of the inning was worse. You dorks. Revel in the fun times.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, time to start rolling out the funbad lineup...and then the funbad position pitching.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Suck it up, Lester.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    He made like 2 appearances in 2017 and gave up like 10 runs then was all pissy when he was cut because it was the Cubs fault for not unlocking the genius, CY Young pitcher in him. He did the same thing the following year with the Dodgers when he sucked and they cut him too. He’s a pansy. Jesus; I completely blocked that out. What a dork.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Who the horsefeathers is Brett Anderson and what is this brouhaha with the Cubs you guys keep yammering on about. Was he some rando Theo bust they actually got rid of?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Unless he's somehow throwing his voice and creepily ASMRing in Lester's ear, I'm pretty sure the bulk of this is on the pitcher. Almora horsefeathering up completely changed the completion of the inning, Jon still made some bad pitches and ultimately horsefeathers the bed. But he had a good first, Almora makes that catch the inning is completely different in all likelihood. Sure, but by the time that, say, the 5th run of the inning has crossed the plate, it rings pretty hollow to hang it on the first out that might have been.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Not really Started the inning with a flyball that should’ve been caught, a K and soft contact to RF. Unless he's somehow throwing his voice and creepily ASMRing in Lester's ear, I'm pretty sure the bulk of this is on the pitcher.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Poor Vic. Good throw and good tag, too.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Well, this rapidly escalated to, "let's sit back and watch this goon try to un horsefeathers himself" levels.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    MORE LIKE BIG [expletive] FESTER.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Suck it up, Giant Baby Man; there will be no respite for you.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    You can say this about Road Cobs; they're at least considerate enough to always arrive early.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    "Please give us goods and services for this broken button and half a cigarette I found in my pocket, please!" I say be bold, dammit. WITNESS MY MADNESS: Trade Rizzo for sexy prospects. Take sexy Rizz prospects, and any sexy prospects it takes that the Cubs already have, and try to try Lindor loose from the Indians after they crash and burn either in the playoffs or even making the playoffs yet again. Use hypnotism if necessary. Lindor plays SS. Baez plays 2B. Bryant/Bote/Happ play 3B/LF. Schwarber plays 1B. I don't think there are enough prospects (sexy or not) to get Lindor. How about a package headlining Schwarber for Ramirez after signing Castellanos. Ramirez could play 3B, Bryant in LF, Heyward in CF, Castellanos in RF or Ramirez at 2B, Bote at 3B, and Bryant/Heyward/Castellanos in the OF. I think we're talking about very different Schwarbers.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    What you don't buy that a .438 .412 1.000 1.412 line based off of 18 PA with no walks, where 3 of his 7 hits have been dongs on the back of a .400 BAbip, isn't sustainable? THE DEVIL YOU SAY.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Sign him in the off season and use Schwarber as trade bait to fill some of the numerous holes on the roster. "Please give us goods and services for this broken button and half a cigarette I found in my pocket, please!" I say be bold, dammit. WITNESS MY MADNESS: Trade Rizzo for sexy prospects. Take sexy Rizz prospects, and any sexy prospects it takes that the Cubs already have, and try to pry Lindor loose from the Indians after they crash and burn in the playoffs yet again, or even fail to make them. Use hypnotism if necessary. Lindor plays SS. Baez plays 2B. Bryant/Bote/Happ play 3B/LF. Schwarber plays 1B.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Dude should be in over Bote or Almora.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Castellanos keeps winning me over.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    For one more game.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah Russell had 2 more hits today with a double, had 2 hits a HR a couple days ago. Maybe its bad Karma leading to all our bad luck with the way some of the fans refuse to move on like his ex-wife does. That’s the opposite of how karma works.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathering damn.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Or the Nationals. Or just shut up and stop posting Uhm, OK?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Obviously you haven't seen the Yankees this year. Or the Nationals.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Going in to today, Cishek with the sparkling 7.15/7.71 FIP/xFIP and a 1.34 WHIP in the second half.
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