Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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For generally sucking at baseball and the end result being the completely unremarkable OPS you keep sweatily kneading your milky pud over.
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I agree that more HBPs for Russell are a good thing. Break something and bring on the starving kids.
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Everyone agreed with your stated conclusions in that one.
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Addison Russell only has a .273 .308 .273 .580 line against the Cardinals this year, so I guess it's a good thing the Cubs won't be playing him against the much better Molina-led Cardinals. They're going to need their best when facing a *checks notes* 37-year old catcher with a -0.2 fWAR this season. They might be better off bringing in Alfred Molina instead.
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Going to?
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Addison Russell has a .277 .362 .482 .844 line in games that the Cubs have lost this season. He has a horrific .206 .288 .302 .589 line in games that the Cubs have won. Clearly his teammates hate him as much as the Cardinals love Molina since they intentionally tank whenever he does well.
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#WhatKids Oh, so now you spitefully want Tony Kemp to never be able to know the joys of bringing life into the world? YOU SAVAGE ANIMAL MONSTER.
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#butwhatabouttonykemp'skids?
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STARVE THOSE KIDS. STARVE THOSE KIDS. STARVE THOSE KIDS.
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#TeamStarvingKids
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It's bad just by how the gigantic scam that is building a new stadium is bad.
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It feels like we've had this happen multiple times: rando dude shows up who seemingly hates everything about the Cubs except the things that most everyone else here dislikes, which the rando defends well past the point of sanity, and then they also end up acting as hardcore Brewers and/or Cardinals defenders in how they talk about them like they're these terrifying, nigh-unbeatable forces.
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Unless that reason he was secretly almost 40 the entire time and it doesn't matter that he's 37 and broken now, then who gives a horsefeathers. How do you know he's still hurt? Are all our hurt guys going to be broken when they come back of the IL too, or is this just a SSS Cardinals thing? Haahahaha! Too good.
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Unless that reason he was secretly almost 40 the entire time and it doesn't matter that he's 37 and broken now, then who gives a horsefeathers.
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2019 HR Derby [Discussion & Transaction Thread]
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Could I get my lineup again? -
If only there were some way to find a moderate response to such things.
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Yes. No Addison Russells allowed. (Theo is a scumbag and will exploit the plurality loophole)
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Happ has started just 4 of 20 at 2nd games since the last time Russell started one. And now he's going to keep starting at 2B, ah-doy.
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Sorry, need the room for Zobrist, who is 29 years older than Russell, and is much cooler and better in every possible way (despite proven to be a weirdo).
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Well, it's either that or Tim is so hard up for site traffic...
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Look at you acting like it was some innocuous post that just happened to bring up how Russell has been doing. That's adorable. I can't control you guys get so worked up over him. He should have never been send down, and he's still hitting going back to Iowa. If a post showing how well he's playing bothers you guys so much just ignore the post and don't get so triggered over it. Letting minor thing get you so emotional like that is on you people. Damn, this is some weak-ass gaslighting. Tighten it up, boy.
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He says, seemingly knowing Edith is a sock puppet account managed by multiple people...
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So we agree that he's a disappointment.
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Look at you acting like it was some innocuous post that just happened to bring up how Russell has been doing. That's adorable.
