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  1. Sammy Sofa
    So speaking of Justified (in the TV thread)...this Twitter thread unpleasantly revealed that Nick Searcy from that show is apparently a big ol' Trump bootlicker: [tweet] [/tweet]
  2. Sammy Sofa
    The Pirates have given up. Their playing as badly as anyone in baseball right now. Even the Road Cubs?!?
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    Modzilla was lurking this morning, so you might have the first Edith Cox-free game thread we've had in a while. MAKE THAT horsefeathers COUNT.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    It's a little a fun how if you scroll down just enough it looks like Derrek Lee is screaming all of your posts.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Dont be horsefeathering stupid. He was sent down because he is an abuser. If it was as simple as that he wouldn't have been called up in the first place. Don't mind him; he likes his cough syrup.
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    The game thread yearns for virgin blood, squally. GOOD LUCK.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    The horsefeathers are you swinging at tonight, Happ.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhhh. Gameday made that called strike look absurdly bad.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    OH, horsefeathers. TONY KEMP WITH THE PH. Almora's time is finally done, son. This game is a winner after all!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Almora's gonna dong here*. *He may have already grounded out on the first pitch by the time I post this.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    The 1-9 RISP is the typical reason we lose close games on the road. No, it's the run scoring doubles that are clearly the problem, you fool.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Theo:
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    Yeah, but this is what happens if Joe calls him out:
  18. Sammy Sofa
    He kills us every game. He’s another cub killer. Yes, Mr. Sherman; they're ALL Cub-Killers.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    That's what I get for being cautiously optimistic.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Lord, this asshat has topped out with an OPS of .738, and has twice finished a season with an OPS under .700. But sure, it's coming of the bench where he REALLY struggles.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, look, when you've accumulated 588 games of mostly middling professional baseball and you're "only" 25, it's like they don't even count at all! 2138 major league plate appearances is pretty average for a young player like Russell. He’s really barely gotten his feet wet. Look at him, he's just like a kid out there!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, look, when you've accumulated 588 games of increasingly middling professional baseball and you're "only" 25, it's like they don't even count at all!
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Once again liberally missing facts like where I said "bad teams" "Look at how much of a redundant mewling dip horsefeathers I was to pwn the libs! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT."
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The 82nd time he hurls his bat into the stands like a complete [expletive] will be the time he calls a press conference to symbolically burn his Pokemon cards and pledge that he's finally decided to put childish things behind him and really buckle down on this baseball thing.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    It's almost like the 43-76 Royals are bad or something.
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