Sammy Sofa
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I'll bet Travis Wood has hot tub-foot. -
There's so much to hate/love about this post. I don't even know where to begin. I kind of just want to kiss you on the forehead and stroke your hair and tell you it's going to be OK and punch you in the throat at the same time.
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kinda like the RBI single he hit in extra innings a half hour ago? Dammit, you beat me to it. But it doesn't count because: reasons.
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Cubs fans wail and gnash their teeth over the improbability of Ahmed hitting a single just four outs removed from Jonathan Herrera hitting a single.
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Game threads are the epitome of self-indulgent irrationality. It's to be expected. Nah.
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It's like you guys don't watch baseball highlights ever with the way some of you act like an opposing team's defense must be kissed by God literally every time they make a good play. It's almost like these guys are professionals or something.
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Like the one they just had an inning ago.
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Fly, fatass, fly!
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You folks are silly.
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You folks are silly.
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Plesac clearly posted that himself.
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that's an odd response at this point It's just a frustrating game all-around. Was hoping for Bryant/Rizzo to get something started and they didn't. Don't think it's an odd response at all. usually people break things when like actual really bad things happen and even those people are sort of weird (side note: i have thrown stuff before...). not just a couple of good hitters making outs in a tie game. You do know I was exaggerating, right? http://i.imgur.com/46Gwmet.gif
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Go, Strop, go.
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Live by the dong, die without the dong. Borrrrrrrrrrrrring.
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Plesac being a hack isn't surprising. you hate everything fun HAW HAW IT SOUNDS LIKE [expletive] I'll bet he chokingly screamed it at a couple of guys sitting 3 feet away from him, too.
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Plesac being a hack isn't surprising. you hate everything fun what i wouldn't give to have plesac and fischer back and blast kaplan and hollandworth into the sun Now that I moved away I am oddly amused by you guys having to suffer those bums.
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Plesac being a hack isn't surprising.
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A Derwood thread is like a nature documentary.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop. meatball sub toasted is the one tolerable thing there and the cookies because well they're cookies Pretty much. And even that I have them nuke instead of toasting.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop. Ask them to toast it before adding the veggies. That's how they always do it; the bread is just so freakishly seared along the exposed portions that any veggies then added touching those areas turns into said glop.
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TRUMBO, YOU JERK.
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way. You have to choose all the spiciest options available just to make it taste somewhat salty Most hilariously they even screw up toasting a sandwich, which is usually the great equalizer to make bad sandwiches at least tolerable. Their ovens are like some kind of pinpoint blasting system that chars certain parts of the bread, and reduces any exposed vegetables to a disgusting gelatinous slop.
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HITS BEAN
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Presumably they've made it taste weird and terrible, just like they everything else they get their hands on. How do you mess up things like bread or lettuce? How does one actually make a completely flavorless cheese? Subway bravely finds a way.
