Meanwhile, our scrub, David Ross, hasn't done [expletive] all year. Montero was pretty godlike for a while. I meant as far as [expletive] players getting big hits, ours haven't done that much when it's mattered. Well, neither have the Diamondbacks'.
Fantastic random lunatic Deadspin comment: For some reason it was inspired by this: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/this-mike-trout-slide-is-just-ridiculous-1706442756
He did, but he threw the box of kittens so he still wasn't really worthy. I'm going to assume he drunkenly crashed his car into a burning house and knocked it down before the fire could spread to the other homes.
Actually, he kind of has a point. Arrieta used to look like this: http://fantasybaseballdugout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jake-arrieta.png http://www.sportscollectorsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Kris-Bryant.jpg Alright, sorta close. But now Arrieta looks like this: http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E_goXKYWg48A3ouOqhnL8g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTIzMDtxPTc1O3c9MzQ1/https://sp.yimg.com/j/assets/i/us/sp/v/mlb_cutout/players_l/20150406/8623.png That Woolly Willie beard does a lot of damage.
With my work schedule I don't get to watch many of the games, so now that Fred is mostly too busy to do the in-game stats I have fun trying to determine what the score is based on the latest page of posts in a game thread. Most of the time I end up assuming the Cubs are losing 29-2.
http://i.imgur.com/4RGJLR0.gif 31 BB for a 20.1% BB% 33 Ks for a 21.4% K% Whoever wrote that probably could have phrased it better. That was Brett at BN. Yeah, it was a little awkward when I first read it. Redundant.