It's cool; that just means Soler gets to do this later in the game: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9ypTeDlk--/n9hckeqmpixe0awweje4.gif
The sage actually began in the last game thread (well, really, it began even before that when kept posting a gif of Cosby waggling a hot dog), but the evidence has been scorched. Thankfully.
It would be super depressing to think Maddon puts stock in batter/pitcher history with such small sample sizes. Totally random: your user name, profile pic and location always crack me up.
Is 5/105 really that bad for his 32-36 year old seasons? Given the nagging injuries, I'm definitely saying yes. If Milwaukee picks up some of the money, maybe not.