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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'm going to guess he got hit by a bus and his pants were torn off.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Lmao everyone laugh at this nerd I wonder what real life tragedies have Kyle being extra sadsack-y lately.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure even Yellon is wondering why this exists.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Blah.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Do it, Rockapella.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    This is one of the strangest complaints I've ever seen.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle has the death sentence on twelve systems.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    yeah, the fbi involvement here really differentiates this from most of these dumb sports scandals. usually you can just tell some low-level idiot to shut up and take the heat while giving him a pile of cash. the threat of serious prison sentences means anyone and everyone involved should be lining up to tell the feds their stories and get the heat off of them. WATCH YOURSELF, MCCOY.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Stop, STOP!!! Hendricks is already deeeeaaaaaaad!!!
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I'm still not in any kind of a mode to worry about standings, much less in the middle of June. I'm just happy with being above .500 and the young guys mostly kicking asses.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Hughes is getting away with way too many nonsense meatball pitches.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, I'm at work. I'm a totally different kind of loser.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    maybe go back and read the last few pages again because your reading comp appears to be really bad The weird new guy is obviously wrong about the board being homers. You're still doing the hilarious aggro positive thing. WE CAN HAVE TWO THINGS. aggro positive by citing projections and playoff odds? isn't that more like actually aggro realistic? No, no, all the other stuff, like with that AR guy and the other sad sacks and Kyle. That's the fiery positive David that cracks me up. Your conversation with the new guy is pretty boring, actually.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I'm calling a 3-run inning for the Cubs here. But it's all going to be obnoxious smallball.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    maybe go back and read the last few pages again because your reading comp appears to be really bad The weird new guy is obviously wrong about the board being homers. You're still doing the hilarious aggro positive thing. WE CAN HAVE TWO THINGS.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    "Plouffe" sounds like a censored curse word from a Tintin comic or something.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    David the robot is like the only person here who has said this team is likely to end more than a few games above .500 when all is said and done and half of that was due to him eating a bad RAM chip. Relax. lol what so wrong on so many counts Look, you're drunk on oil or human blood or something tonight, so just calm down. It's weird when you're like this. not sure what you think you jumped into but you're jumping on the wrong side This board's pretty damn realistic about the Cubs except for the game threads, which is riddled both absurd pessimism and random games when you go on these really amusing aggro super positivity bouts. It's pretty great.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    David the robot is like the only person here who has said this team is likely to end more than a few games above .500 when all is said and done and half of that was due to him eating a bad RAM chip. Relax. lol what so wrong on so many counts Look, you're drunk on oil or human blood or something tonight, so just calm down. It's weird when you're like this.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    David the robot is like the only person here who has said this team is likely to end more than a few games above .500 when all is said and done and half of that was due to him eating a bad RAM chip. Relax.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    downsr more like downer Rowzdownsr's been drinking again. dowsnr wonders if there's beer on the sun He's exhausted; he's gotta take a nap after he's done sleeping.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Based on your shoulds the Cubs apparently should win about 110 games this every year.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    downsr more like downer Rowzdownsr's been drinking again.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    He's getting babipd. He's about as much of a lock as there is for that kind of obp on this team short of bryzzo. And even while being babipd, he's on pace for 3 WAR walks are down, line drives are down, flyballs are up, hard contact percentage is down. i'm not saying .290 is the "correct" babip, but i'm also not super confident that .340 or what is either. Yup. He's really not getting hard-lucked too far off from what he "should" be at; that OBP is a good 40-60 points off what one would hope for or even expect. And again, that value is propped up by his defense not sucking. Are he and Coghlan examples of them knowing how to fix guys along those lines?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, Fowler isn't really producing offensively quite like the Fowler you'd expect/hope for. Overall he's been fine, but his value has been helped by him not sucking defensively like he usually does. If they can sign him for a year or two, great. If he wants more, paaaaaaaaaasssssssssss.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I swear more people here are higher on Baez than Soler when you get right down to it, which just seems maximum crazypants to me.
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