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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Trying to watch Harry Potter in 480p caused his iBook to explode.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I've regularly come into the game threads without checking the score and most of the time I guess the Cubs are getting annihilated, like, 13-2. Idk why but I laugh so hard every time you post this Probably because of how accurate it is EVERY TIME I'm like, "nah, it's just these guys being those guys" and then doubt starts creeping in and then I check the score and it's 2-1 in the 4th EVERY TIME.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Cinnabon wouldn't take two 2-for-1 coupons.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I've regularly come into the game threads without checking the score and most of the time I guess the Cubs are getting annihilated, like, 13-2.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Lester is nicely dirty today.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    No one goes by the silly "1990 is actually the last year of the 80s" technicality You probably threw a new millennium party a year early. Also that season started in 2009 What the hell was being talked about?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    A 1-1 tie in the 5th inning? Goodness gracious. Insofar as being screwed on hard contact, I mean. ;p Just post this until something good happens:
  8. Sammy Sofa
    A 1-1 tie in the 5th inning? Goodness gracious.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Wah-waaaah.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    It's starting again.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I'm going to guess he got hit by a bus and his pants were torn off.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Lmao everyone laugh at this nerd I wonder what real life tragedies have Kyle being extra sadsack-y lately.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure even Yellon is wondering why this exists.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Blah.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Do it, Rockapella.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This is one of the strangest complaints I've ever seen.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle has the death sentence on twelve systems.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    yeah, the fbi involvement here really differentiates this from most of these dumb sports scandals. usually you can just tell some low-level idiot to shut up and take the heat while giving him a pile of cash. the threat of serious prison sentences means anyone and everyone involved should be lining up to tell the feds their stories and get the heat off of them. WATCH YOURSELF, MCCOY.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Stop, STOP!!! Hendricks is already deeeeaaaaaaad!!!
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I'm still not in any kind of a mode to worry about standings, much less in the middle of June. I'm just happy with being above .500 and the young guys mostly kicking asses.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Man, Hughes is getting away with way too many nonsense meatball pitches.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Hey, I'm at work. I'm a totally different kind of loser.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    maybe go back and read the last few pages again because your reading comp appears to be really bad The weird new guy is obviously wrong about the board being homers. You're still doing the hilarious aggro positive thing. WE CAN HAVE TWO THINGS. aggro positive by citing projections and playoff odds? isn't that more like actually aggro realistic? No, no, all the other stuff, like with that AR guy and the other sad sacks and Kyle. That's the fiery positive David that cracks me up. Your conversation with the new guy is pretty boring, actually.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I'm calling a 3-run inning for the Cubs here. But it's all going to be obnoxious smallball.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    maybe go back and read the last few pages again because your reading comp appears to be really bad The weird new guy is obviously wrong about the board being homers. You're still doing the hilarious aggro positive thing. WE CAN HAVE TWO THINGS.
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