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  1. Sammy Sofa
    No, based only on how disgusting he looks.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Someone Photoshop that pic or the third one so it looks like he's laying on a road. There's no way somebody didn't run that costume over a few times.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    National broadcasts are the absolute [expletive] worst about stories like this; Kruk and Schilling flat out said they don't know how teams didn't notice Lester not throwing over this year like it was a fact. OF COURSE teams noticed it before this year, you dopes. This isn't some kind of crippling problem that needs to, as they put it, "be handled before the playoffs." Like half of the steals on him this year are courtesy of a single player, so no, I seriously doubt it's something they need to worry about unless Hamilton gets traded to a different team.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man. That is delightful. Though for sheer terror, nobody will ever top the White Sox's unofficial mascot, Andy the Clown: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-AH4YTQhwM/hqdefault.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NSH8UHtMuck/hqdefault.jpg http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/Andy-the-Clown-Tom-Wopat.jpg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Phenomenal typo.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Teach me how to Barney Teach me Teach me how to Barney
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Nothing that hasn't been happening for decades: the one they call Castro spells doom for The Reds. http://i.giphy.com/sMQaLHK09I4w0.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    So, so dumb. Not that Montero over Ross needs more justification than the surface of it, but LH batters have nearly a .140 higher OPS than RH batters vs DeSclafani on his career as well. .647 vs .781. http://replygif.net/i/1527.gif Right now this all Lester deserves: http://replygif.net/i/1531.gif
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, yay, it's David Ross Day, even though Montero is in "see ball/annhilate ball"-mode right now.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I know. I think it's the only thing keeping him from going to Iowa. That and Javy's finger :eek: This guy gets jokes.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Awwwww: http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/130481638/cubs-wait-out-rain-for-walk-off-win-over-reds That's adorable.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I literally cannot recognize half of the players playing on the Cubs right now and even I heard more about Bryant than just the home runs.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, nobody heard anything about arguably the best prospect in baseball except the homers. Fantastic call.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/fTbOTnSNzXd2o.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I love you.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    The [expletive]? This stupid game didn't get called?
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Miggy Miggy Miggy/Can't you see/Sometimes your dongs just hypnotize me
  18. Sammy Sofa
    FFS, everybody knows that.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    ?????????????? lol wtf? Somebody was calling that guy out as a Cardinals troll. That pretty much seals the deal.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Mike Leake is a butt nugget.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, I didn't dislike him because he was particularly terrible; I just didn't like him because he was mediocre and they acted like his signing was some kind of big to-do and because he seemed like a real goon.
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    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--GJO9eR2y--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/1293153168452377003.gif
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    http://media.giphy.com/media/VX7e5MoajHgSk/giphy.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It actually went like this, didn't it? http://i.imgur.com/nviEYK6.gif
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