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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's high comedy up in here. Alright, let's have some fun. Let's list all of the Hendry-era middle infielders we like better than La Stella.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It'll be weird when this miracle season gets made into a movie and Mark Ruffalo plays him and he's only in the movie for, like, 5 minutes before getting buried in the big pit outside of Wrigley. That big pit is still there, right?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Get out of my meatball dreams and get in to my meatball car. Tommy La Stella stinks.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I have to say, I did NOT expect my La Stella-hate to inspire more of a passionate defense than my Chris Coghlan batting 3rd-hate.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Tommy, I told you before: STOP GNAWING ON THE DRYWALL.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    It looks like the Face Crusher smooshed his entire head into an even-sized point.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing La Stella should be in is a cannon. At least Herrera comes with his own Rally Bucket. Is he your cousin or something? Equating La Stella with Herrera is silly, did he kill your cousin or something? Or is this a 'I marginally dislike this decision so I'm going to bombastically spam the thread with half hearted invective about it' bit? There's nothing marginal or half-hearted about this; Tommy La Stella sucks and I hate him and his dumb-looking ratface. His whole upper body is shaped like a [expletive] nipple: http://media.morristechnology.com/webmedia/upload/forsythnews/article/2014/03/07/FCN_BRAVESmug_030914_web.jpg
  8. Sammy Sofa
    The only thing La Stella should be in is a cannon. At least Herrera comes with his own Rally Bucket. Is he your cousin or something?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/VGs4AxrJBk9aw.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    And come the [expletive] on; La Stella and Coghlan batting 2-3? He's just mocking me now.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Stop trying to make La Stella happen! Give us Baez!
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone should have listened to that the sport guy.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    With eyes like that he should be staring down EVERYONE.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Oh no. I just realized how unbearable these game threads are going to be. Agreed; as the Cardinals fall apart he's just going to lose his damn mind.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    You delightful, bastard, you. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Excited-Happy-Kenneth-Parcel-30-Rock.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I think Bryant is most likely making an effort to not show anybody up, since he's a rookie. I predict he is going to start spending more time admiring his dongs over the next couple years. He's got a quote today where he says if he knows its gone, he just puts his head down and starts running. He didn't even see where the ball went today. UNACCEPTABLE.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    ARCubsFan is so terrified of the Cardinals losing any ground.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    This is what the crowd would be like: Until they actually win another playoff game the crowd is going to be so small, so scared. After that win? A little less small, a little less scared. (Not literally small. That's a hot, hot callback)
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Excellent thread starting. It's going to be great when you get to keep doing this because of the sweet, sweet sweep.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    *Creak* *Slam* *Sit* *Vroom*
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, root for the Pirates.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    At the very least I just want the division battle to get a little crazy for the last few weeks, even if that's ultimately just the Pirates making the Cardinals sweat.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    [spoil]http://i.imgur.com/xAI8tYX.gif[/spoil]
  25. Sammy Sofa
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/c7e1366cf78137c3ae24e16b902d88d2/tumblr_mzkbjleD8m1rd4ywko4_250.gif
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