Sammy Sofa
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Holy Christ, Haren is easily the most infuriating person on this team all season. Please catapult him into the sea. -
The weird thing is he was like the one of those guys going in to it that they knew could be funny and they just went with the dumbest thing possible.
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I don't think he'd take that.
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Not even 24 hours ago you were terrified of the bullpen.
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What, guaranteed? Nooooooooooooooooope. He's turning 30 this year.
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Yeah. On the one hand they zero in on great reclamation projects like Arrieta and Hamel and his ilk, but then they go out and and make critical moves for guys like Haren and Jackson who just turn out to be complete disasters. I'll be happy with a nice, boring average starter.
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Uh-oh. Don't make me regret finally being confident about one of your starts, Haren.
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No, that's a pretty apt description of watching the Phillies play baseball. This is true.
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Maybe it's just my Gameday, but for some reason it's not loading the stadium graphics, so the batter and the pitches are just hovering in some kind of nebulous, Purgatory-like wasteland.
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The Seahawks will really take advantage Excellent.
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Why were you and the other Rams fans you're with booing the Bears?
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Yes, Coghlan obviously should be playing, but still, that lineup is such a tease with him in there instead of Bryant in RF and Baez at 3B.
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Harang is so ugly he's one of those misdirection suspects on Law & Order.
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http://img.pandawhale.com/post-18580-Homer-Simpson-Beer-Explosion-f-03jw.gif
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Dammit, I have to drive home. I'll gloat about all the dongs that AR and Ski have to choke on later.
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YES. That, or they sound like a team made up for a movie.
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Let 'em score all the runs they want; the dong parade is coming.
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Hey, at least they're stopping this game from being astonishingly boring.
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They're not going to lose this game, you dumb naked apes.
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Whoa, the best way to avoid the opponent tying or taking the lead is to score more runs than them? MY MIND IS BLOWN.
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Would that have been an authentic one or just a shirt one? Authentic; I haven't gotten one in years. Prior was the last name I got on one. In 2008 I got the smart idea that every time I went to Wrigley I'd buy an authentic jersey across the street. I now have a closet of guys like Fukudome and Marmol. The worst part is I don't wear jerseys anymore. No shame in a Marmol jersey; he genuinely kicked ass long enough to merit one. I only wear them around the house or at a game.
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BAH! He was probably flustered feeling La Stella's beady little rat eyes staring at him from the on-deck circle.
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Would that have been an authentic one or just a shirt one? Authentic; I haven't gotten one in years. Prior was the last name I got on one.
