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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, I thought Baez was going to suck, so now I have to dislike him forever or something.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    LIFT OUR SPIRITS WITH A DONG, BAEZ.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Today is a great, great day.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    You gambled poorly, and I am trying to rehab you. Just because I find Fowler to be very boring doesn't mean I dislike him. He made me rage when he sucked and now that he is good I am enjoying it very much. La Stella and Haren are the only two players it is OK to hate. Truth is it's going to take a hell of a lot for me to ever like him as even as a player again. The last three years he has proven to be a liability to lay a massive turd of a season. How can you possibly rely on him for anything after that? Then add the stupid mistakes. This isn't the first time he's had a hot six or seven weeks either. Does anybody really want to count on him in an everyday role next year? How can you? WITH GUSTO. Quit being such a Brian Eno you ol' sourpuss. This is only a good thing for the Cubs.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    You gambled poorly, and I am trying to rehab you. Just because I find Fowler to be very boring doesn't mean I dislike him. He made me rage when he sucked and now that he is good I am enjoying it very much. La Stella and Haren are the only two players it is OK to hate.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Nah I'm glad he's doing good things though http://media.giphy.com/media/Z3z55MyOc8yMo/giphy.gif
  7. Sammy Sofa
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, I have zero doubt the Cubs win this game. I just hate La Stella with the fire of a thousand heat lamps.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, NOW you bring in Bryant...
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dude, I posted the moment it happened DAMMIT. That's the last time I hope for good things to happen.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I hope David caught that Castro dong. Remember, La Stella has been getting starts over him and Baez.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    LET THE LA STELLA HATE FLOW.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    WHAT THE SAM HILL, JOE.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, please get to La Stella so he gets pulled for Baez.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    That the Cubs win? I agree. Relaaaax.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    HEY LA STELLA, BET YOUR STUPID NOODLE ARMS CAN'T HIT ANOTHER ONE IN. YOU STINK LIKE A SKUNK APE.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, make him throw all of the pitches, Cubs.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan, you gigantic dildo.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Already at 52 pitches.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Awesome AB, Human Rockpile.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    This is all La Stella's fault.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap; I almost fell out of my chair.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Wooooooo!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, that first pitch should have been meat.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Baez would have donged so hard.
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