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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I rate the odds of Ricketts being that cool and not being a meatball thinking Sammy would "taint the sanctity of the moment" or some such bull [expletive] as between 0% and 0%.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    ME.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Jersey, please update the title to "Lamar Odom's brothel-bought herbal boner pills & coke coma."
  4. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/VX9hUJZ.gif
  5. Sammy Sofa
    the great dongfest against the diamondbacks on that friday before labor day Alright, now I feel less bad; EVERYONE was dong-drunk that day.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    He was too busy trying to convince Hammel to decide not to suck.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I thought that was Baez' first dong since he came back up, but turns out he hit one during the regular season. When the hell did that happen?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    And yes, I know you ran your sarcasm algorithm.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Couldn't do it last night to give them a 3-run lead at the end. They were too dong-drunk.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    If only people would treat something like an herbal boner pill coma in a brothel with the somber seriousness it deserves.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Wouldn't surprise me since it's been longer since his last start. I'm kinda cool with it since we can finally see him and Arrieta go back to back in the playoffs; I'm about equally confident in both at this point, and Jake might benefit from a little extra time off.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.tumblr.com/38c18942ab349a7355e7e5f981287816/tumblr_inline_mhdttaYHUW1rbm8mp.gif
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7oz55Pfh--/1473717062290003492.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    The delusional part is thinking his offense is worth $100 million. Dude is REAL likely to be worth well more than that in the next 3-4 seasons alone (and probably will just need the first 3).
  15. Sammy Sofa
    idiots pushing a bunch of curse/superstition related narratives. it annoys the [expletive] out of me to an irrational extent. I could see some dip [expletive] meatball Cubs fans pointing to it as something negative in the odd chance the Cubs don't win it.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Been seeing a LOT of Cards fans calling for them to re-sign Heyward no matter the cost. Really hope they end up being very, very disappointed.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, it's just a fun way to highlight something awesome that happened. Who cares otherwise?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I'm sure he got laid all those year as well. He and Kaner probably share scumbag stories.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I called my dad last night because he's back at our place in Chicago to go to both of the home games and the apartment is, like, 3 blocks from Stanley's. Told him to head over but he opted for drunken sleep like an old man. When I'm back there in the next couple of weeks I'm gonna be staking that place out. dunno if you saw my other post. i was actually on my way somewhere else despite being absolutely exhausted. saw the posts that they might be there and said [expletive] it and headed over. was very cool to see everyone and met SSR too. shook mcleod's hand and he was like "it's [expletive] awesome, right?!" I told him, dammit!
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I called my dad last night because he's back at our place in Chicago to go to both of the home games and the apartment is, like, 3 blocks from Stanley's. Told him to head over but he opted for drunken sleep like an old man. When I'm back there in the next couple of weeks I'm gonna be staking that place out.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, Anthony... [tweet] [/tweet]
  22. Sammy Sofa
    When there's no games they should have spotlights shining on it at all times.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Old poster checking in here - thank you for keeping the party rolling for 15 years Tim. Well I think a lot of the old posters left. People here became [expletive] and some of the best guys left. There are still some good folks here but frankly I rarely ever post anything here anymore because of the way things have gone here. It's sad I used to love these boards. http://slackwise.net/files/images/Adventure%20Time/Adventure%20Time%20-%20Penguins%20Drinking%20Tears.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    2 months of awful for a 21 year old rookie with a great minor league track record is a lot different from sucking donkey nuts for the better part of 3 years for an experienced major leaguer. (and, to steal a kyle-ism, this is not me spiking the football on baez in any way whatsoever) Stop blue screening, Conky.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    But he loved Baez when he was awful. He's programmed for madness.
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