Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Great hype, pal!
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He just got a bunch of people out of St. Louis; how bad can he be?
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Maybe he was on some Jerry Lewis-style steroids and he's cycling. That pic makes me want to feed him a sammich or five.
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Just found out nobody else can use our Cubs home opener tickets. First opener I've been to in a while.
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it's weird because during the playoffs you were fun confident [expletive] you we're beating everyone guy in the offseason you've been all kyle schwarber is going to be adam dunn in the field and kill himself on the brick wall and anthony rizzo's cancer is back OK, all joking a salad, I was genuinely concerned about Rizzo. To me this seems way too early for the usual "he's in the best shape of his life" stories; If I see someone I haven't seen in only a couple months and I think "whoa, they've lost 30 pounds" odds are I'm going to be worried something is wrong with them, especially if it happened over the holidays. Plus he's a power guy, so I would have figured that getting him into shape would be a combination of losing a little weight and conditioning, and not just dramatically dropping the equivalent of a toddler with still over a month to go before pitchers and catchers report. Obviously, it's all just based off of Kaplan's dumbass tweet, but it's still surprising to me.
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Words hurt.
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That's the thing; Italian dude from a family that loves to eat somehow drops 30 pounds over the holidays? Nigh impossible. Hopefully just Kaplan being an idiot.
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Uhhhh, that seems like a LOT of weight to lose in less than 3 months (and over the holidays, too), especially for a guy that really didn't seem he needed to lose much at all. That worries me a bit.
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The Packers can have this victory over dumbass racism so long as they are delivered a soul-crushing defeat next week.
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Remnants from forehead heroin parties. -
Texas pain is the sweetest kind of pain.
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This is just how we live now, apparently.
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They could also trade Rizzo so the one man Beagle Boys Gang can play 1B.
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More like one of the Gashouse Gorillas.
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Pujols, Alfred Molina, Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.
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Even Rose didn't suck tonight!
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Yeah, but he's a big galoot and the day his baseball career ends after he cartoonishly leaves a galoot-sized hole in the bricks will make me sad. I don't like being sad.
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What would you do with Schwarber/Soler? Trade one? Trade them both for Stanton.
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LOOK AT HOW TRADING STARLIN IS TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRT!!!
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Alright, that makes more sense.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Man, even I'M horrified by this. Not overall man. I thought he was in the 50's for the Red Sox. I KNOW.
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His backwards cap driving people like my grandfather insane might be his greatest legacy of all.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Man, even I'M horrified by this.
