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  1. Sammy Sofa
    So many Chicago teams have gone down in spectacular flames lately that I’m not sure it will have the impact that it should. For sure, nothing is going to change positively. We're gonna lose for a couple more seasons, then bring in a new front office, who will draft a new QB. That QB will show some flashes but ultimately suck, but we might get a season or two in there where the defense is amazing and we get a lot of close wins. But if a team isn't going to be great, misery porn is the next best thing. And it's hard to find good misery porn anywhere in sports these days because all the bad teams are tanking and their fans love it. A team that thought it was going to be good and having to slowly come to terms with the fact that it's bad? That's a rare and special gift in today's sports world. A mediocre football coach and the primal screams that haunt him
  2. Sammy Sofa
    The Indians haven't been shy about their complete lack of desire to pay out big contracts.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The only way that is remotely acceptable is if they're pretzel bites with peanut butter inside of them.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    I certainly hope Theo is a Cole miner this offseason...
  5. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers are you rambling on about?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I think he’s legitimately available and they’ll try and move him. He’s more likely to stay than not, just because to move a guy like him is hard and takes circumstances. But I’d bet the plus odds he’s moved if they’re like +1500. I think it's a situation where they're open to trading him if a crazy good deal came their way....but that's not likely to happen, and they know it. I DO, however, think horsefeathers like that is mainly laying the ground for how there's essentially zero chance to re-sign him.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Delicious. LET THE BOOS SHOWER DOWN.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Why the horsefeathers is Corbin still out there.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/6sMKyov.gif
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Plus I'm assuming that the actual field at Soldier Field is still made up of ground up animal corpses and medical waste.
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    FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH EVERY OTHER BASEBALL PLAYER NOW SOTO IS MY BEST FRIEND
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Eeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat it.
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    Tiger picking up his 82nd title tonight to tie the all-time record. Pretty damn cool.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Now I'm rooting for a weirdo WS where the home team never wins.
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    Jesus horsefeathering Christ.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    [tweet] [/tweet] You can almost hear his lizard brain DOINK DOINKing around inside of his skull.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, yessssss.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    I REFUSE.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It's officially a trend What a weird, unflattering picture choice.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Don't be sad; EMBRACE IT.
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