Sammy Sofa
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Cubbie Swagger is the Daredevil of booze, apparently.
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I don't really drink too much hard stuff so I can't comment, but I'm with you on the beer. Definitely different types of buzzes for different beers, and I'd like to think it's more than just the ABV. For me, Hopslam would give me the most different buzz from anything I've tried (compared to like, an imperial stout with the same ABV). And although it's not my cup of tea, hard cider gives a different winey type of buzz as well. I mean, enough of anything will get you drunk though. But I notice difference between mellow buzzes and energetic buzzes. That has everything to do with the other ingredients, or what else you're eating and drinking then or throughout the day. The only variation in the alcohol itself is in how much is in the respective beers.
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I don't know about you, but my body totally processes a flank steak and a ribeye COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY.
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http://www.abload.de/img/homernibble2b9n4l.gif
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The last Cardinals team to start 0-3 was the stank-ass 2007 team. SO THERE.
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He looks like Vincent D'Onofrio wearing a farmer skin-suit. -
Basically it's root for the Pirates to lose every game except when they play the Cardinals, and root for the Cardinals to lose every game, period. Very simple.
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This thread title keeps bugging me. It sounds like something Tor Johnson would mumble while having a stroke. Or a Buzzfeed list. One of the two.
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In over three decades as a fan, I have witnessed a whopping seven sub-.500 seasons from the Cardinals. I might have been blinded by disgust and counted wrong, but that's ridiculous. No fucks should be given about them losing to the Pirates, or anyone else. NONE. Anything else is ridiculous robot-talk.
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Other teams can beat the Pirates. Destroy the filthy Cardinals.
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Soler definitely did the helmet rub already this year. NEVER FORGET CASTRO.
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Naya Fowler is the new Best Sports Baby: http://deadspin.com/dexter-fowlers-daughter-is-the-new-best-sports-baby-1769359594
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I'm going to say it was right since I think I stared at it for a good five minutes baffled by what they possibly would have to fix before I figured it out.
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my friends have gone quiet. I love it. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YNIynOZa--/tz63uqdqn4egqzgsepbh.gif
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Daaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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This team just might be OK.
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Isn't the opposite of average still average since it falls in the middle of quality scale? I think the opposite of the definition of average is the antonym of average which according to the internet is abnormal. http://i.giphy.com/De0fpwURFkt0Y.gif
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Wrigley Renovations and Related Wrigleyville Stuff
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Taco Bell is better Walk, like, literally two-three blocks in any direction from the stadium and go anywhere else, you lazy humps. -
http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/dale-murphy-bryce-harper-bat-flip/ Hair?
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i thought you had both of them as piss breaks last year I just kept forgetting Montero existed.
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After all of the crying about Piss Break Fowler last year, I switched to Piss Break Montero this season and missed the dong while handling my dong last night. Thanks a lot, jerks.
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I'll bet he was screaming "I'M AN OLD MAN!!! I'M CONFUSED!!!" http://cdn.thewire.com/img/upload/2012/10/12/leoconfused.gif
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There was at least one guy on GWRB last night who kept reacting to Heyward's AB's like he was relieved he didn't have to "deal with those anymore," like it was this ordeal to suffer through a 6 WAR player last year.
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Schwarber's really got the crazy eyes in that pic.
