Isn't the opposite of average still average since it falls in the middle of quality scale? I think the opposite of the definition of average is the antonym of average which according to the internet is abnormal. http://i.giphy.com/De0fpwURFkt0Y.gif
After all of the crying about Piss Break Fowler last year, I switched to Piss Break Montero this season and missed the dong while handling my dong last night. Thanks a lot, jerks.
There was at least one guy on GWRB last night who kept reacting to Heyward's AB's like he was relieved he didn't have to "deal with those anymore," like it was this ordeal to suffer through a 6 WAR player last year.