Sammy Sofa
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Da fuq.
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i mean how do you forget the creation of something this incredible Oh, I thought it was a cool bit I did, like the Zobrist thing.
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It's the one thing holding us back from being amazing at literally every facet of baseball. http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453385.jpg
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Hendricks is just nailing it today. Feast on these schmucks.
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I like this Heyward. I like him a lot.
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Though I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about.
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lol, I can't decide if I get more enjoyment over this, or your fear that Maddon had truly gone crazy during last year's spring training. Both were/are good. oh man the maddon thing was hilarious I am pretty damn funny.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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The dark magic murder voodoo Zobrist no-doubt engaged in to possibly have the best year of his career at age 35 might be the creepiest and weirdest thing about him, but you can't really argue with the results.
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Hot damn!
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Come on, can't waste the rare Heyward multi-base hit.
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More of that, Jason.
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YES. Also: this ump can go sniff butts.
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Of course not.
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More like: Ted Lilly: Creepy Weirdo! Damn right. I'm making him the team's spirit animal; hes the creepy weirdo we want AND deserve.
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http://www.dodgerthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lilly-by-Gordon.jpeg
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Suck it, haterz https://youtu.be/Cu1JMbSLPvc
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He does have some majestic, effortless power. I want him to be amazing so badly.
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I'm still wary he can consistently beast mode enough to offset how much he sucks at the other aspects of baseball, but it has been nice to see his gorgeous mug actually succeeding at the plate again.
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http://i.imgur.com/oWuGhI4.gif
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Regular players all take a walk like this: "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" But Kris Bryant takes a walk like this:
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His big brown jug of moonshine?
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The dongs are in bloom.
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1.2, he just passed Rizzo LMAO amazing. Also a little depressing. Get better soon, Riz.
