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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Injury delay?
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I think Duke died.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Don't give in to the dark side.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, him smiling intentionally would be even worse. http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/28/53/99/alotrodiia/1185395900_f.jpg
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I think I'd kinda hate him even more because he'd look so happy.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Seems more logical to hate Baez because of his home run off Lackey in Game 4 of the NLDS. ALL THE PIECES FIT.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/GjpyIp1L86D96.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    He should be.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I don't know why you guys want me to eat so unhealthy.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Nonsensical counterpoint: http://www.cubby-blue.com/.a/6a00d83451fe4669e20133ef214c11970b-800wi
  11. Sammy Sofa
    what If a baseball player is able to be a better baseball player than they are they would be a better baseball player, d'uh.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Nobody is actually "disgruntled" over Lackey's performance; it's pretty much all an ongoing bit about how unlikable he is as a person. Also: nobody is fawning over Heyward while he's been struggling so much as hoping and expecting him to break out of it due to his track record. Try and grasp this....and then try and grasp THIS. People fawned over Heyward in a big time way in the offseason. And I could never get incredibly excited over giving nearly 200 million to a corner outfielder with defensive ability being a big part of the reasoning. Heyward, for the most part in his career, has never even been a great on-base threat. Good, but not 25+ million a year good. And with his ground ball inducing swing I don't see the power coming in large doses. Except he's been "25+ million a year good" most of his career and he's still a young player. People were and are right to be exicted and hopeful over such a player instead of an old ass horse tooth monster who's a valuable freakshow.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    And you are clearly a Cardinals fan. Let's breakdown the evidence: -Hates Heyward, like Cardinals fans do. -Loves Lackey, the epitome of the white trash scum dreamboat all Cardinals fans yearn for their players to be. -Hates Baez, clearly because the hope of him breaking out as a prospect reminds of the hopes dashed when Oscar Taveras wrapped his car around a tree. -Loves posting anti-Cubs/anti-NSBB horsefeathers. I REST MY CASE. ON YOUR FACE.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Or a young Cardinals fan. Same thing. Never been a Cardinal fan and I am under 30 years old. But yeah lets get hard over a corner outfielder with great range, but be disgruntled with the innings eater with quality control. No wonder this site cant raise funds. You guys prioritize the wrong things in your players. Next we can get worked up over Almora, despite the fact he can't take a Walk to save his life. Nobody is actually "disgruntled" over Lackey's performance; it's pretty much all an ongoing bit about how unlikable he is as a person. Also: nobody is fawning over Heyward while he's been struggling so much as hoping and expecting him to break out of it due to his track record. Try and grasp this....and then try and grasp THIS.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    he has to be 60 years old Or a young Cardinals fan. Same thing.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    very few people actually thought lackey sucked. this thread was mostly a jokey response to a bad game (in which he got schwarber killed on purpose) since a lot of posters here hate lackey because he's kind of a big meatbally red assed jerk. i don't care that he is at all, but a lot of people do, apparently. It's just entertaining to hate on a chronic horsefeathers head for being a chronic horsefeathers head.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    This StylesClash guy gets things.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The Yankees managed to win a 2-1 game off of a single hit: a 2-run dong courtesy of Starlin Castro. They're few and far between, but he does have his moments.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, you aren't kidding. I like the janky mascot's head getting knocked around in the celebration.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/wOSUvkosHYJwY.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Nah, I just really got a kick out of his weird pic from the cookbook and it reminded me how much I liked the "Ted Lilly is a psycho" meme. Though now that I know it bugs you, well, it's just that much more special.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    In other words:
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers; I went 7-1. Butters is cool and all, but [expletive], man.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs are going to dismantle the Phillies like Ted Lilly uses that chart to dismantle corpses: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hYdcGNbWvyI/0.jpg
  25. Sammy Sofa
    So negative.
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