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  1. Sammy Sofa
    If hittin'-Addison of the last few weeks is the real Addison? I'd give that a resounding "heck yes," though I'm biased mainly because I think Baez is some kind of beautiful idiot who is never going to really pan out consistently at the plate.
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    You could very easily come up with deal scenarios that make Schwarber very movable. The Cubs are very fortunate to be in a position where they don't have to look at him as "untouchable."
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    Booooooooooo.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    It would move more if it still included fowler. He goes, we go. He goes to the plate, we go to the bathroom. The Cubs after this year are going to be responsible for a LOT of bladder issues.
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    http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/puuIcilpZdLca64w9vgoTA/348s.jpg
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    Those posts are so bad they merit a Derwooding from the game threads for everyone involved.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    This post is beginning to look prescient FFS It's a 7-2 game where the Cubs are donging the living daylights out of the ball, and they're facing the worst bullpen in baseball.
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    Russell is swell.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    That was a pretty strong throw Optical illusion. It's the baseball version of filming a Hobbit.
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    It's more that you're kinda the Tim Kurkjian of pointing out bad things that happened to the Cubs on a regular basis. Relax. Your turning a molehill into a mountain. This isn't even a bad thing just a comment that the games have been more competitive lately But I know the deal we go back and forth for 5 minutes and then we move on. Shouldn't have even engaged after your comment I should know better :) I wouldn't want to distract you from seeing if the Cubs have a losing record in day games after extra inning outings.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    If you get thrown out at home by Zobrist...you are not fast.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, why bother enjoying things? I didn't say I'm not enjoying it, just that I'm a little more guarded in assuming a comfortable win after the recent sample. It's more that you're kinda the Tim Kurkjian of pointing out bad things that happened to the Cubs on a regular basis. Relax.
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    Yeah, why bother enjoying things?
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    Uhhhhhhhh...
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    Well, farts.
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    You must be fun to hang out with Y'know, as opposed to all the other recent losses, which he inexplicably thinks weren't "devastating." Buzzfeed is horrified with his hyperbole.
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    makes total sense. he got on PEDs to be awesome at baseball, used them for a couple of years, then just decided to stop using them and become bad at baseball again. I honestly don't believe it in the slightest. But hypothetically, the accusation would absolutely be enough to get somebody to stop. This is the Stephen A Smith-iest thing ever.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    The bullpen is seriously constructed out of a pile discarded pig anuses.
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