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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'd be cool with that bunt, but not so much with Baez coming up. Here's hoping he makes me look dumb.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Unclench, you mewling buttnuggets.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty much; between Jake dominating and the Bullpen of Doom lurking, I don't give a horsefeathers how well the other guy is pitching; the Cubs will outlast these fartknockers.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Montero seems...ill.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Hot damn, Jake is sexy as hell today.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    That would be tough to do since the perfect game is already over with. Errors are for pussies.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Hands up if you're genuinely worried this guy is going to pitch a perfect game. If so, keep that hand up and go walk in front of a truck.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's almost like you have some kind of confirmation bias.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    IT'S THE FIFTH INNING, YOU MONSTROUS GOON.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but then he cradled his two giant ones.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    except in the top half of innings. Jake is just good; this turd is getting stupid breaks.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers this lame zone.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, Willson.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    That called strike 1 on Baez can eat my butt.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Miley's a schmuck and he's going to get annihilated, you puds.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Jake's not horsefeathering around.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    -game.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    This lineup confuses and frightens me.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Alright then.
  20. Sammy Sofa
  21. Sammy Sofa
    This MLB Network show is the horsefeathering worst. "Chris Coghlan is a vital part of this team, isn't he?" "Oh yeah! Gritty...gamer..." *Shuts off TV*
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FR-awwww, horsefeathers.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    And Stone Cold should beat him with a bedpan. http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ygc35RDz1qiwd8jo3_250.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    i saw him post a week or two ago. not sure if he still has the best gifs. lol http://opportunitylives.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/master.gif
  25. Sammy Sofa
    HOLY horsefeathers, YOU'RE ALIVE.
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