Sammy Sofa
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MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I can't imagine being so paranoid to the point that the very sadly obvious equation of young men + booze + bodies of water = often leads to death just seems impossible and it must be some batting 1.000-group of serial killers drowning young men around the world.
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Don't Macs have firewalls, too? It's really easy to enable firewalls to allow programs and sites; as pointed out, just Google the model of modem and something like "allowing website through firewall" and it will walk you through the very easy step by step instructions, you fat baby.
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The bender he's been on since he got the news...it's not pretty: http://i.giphy.com/nWzzsk14ZwyJ2.gif
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Yeah, wouldn't it be more likely to be blocked by a security filter?
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Then you need more Andrew WK and less....uh...Andrew Dice Clay? That didn't exactly work like I planned.
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THE SMILEY FACE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.* *This might be my favorite super dumb crime/conspiracy theory.
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Easy there; nobody's getting riled up. It just seemed like a weird thing to be crowing over. It's not like someone would be crazy to be worried about the Cardinals potentially creeping closer during that stretch.
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If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.
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They were 6.5 out That, and this is just kind of a weird post in general. It's not like people were losing their minds over the Cubs getting to 6.5 out when the Cubs were, like, a dozen games up on them. The Cardinals were literally at 6.5 games out.
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ha, that was the first thing I noticed The first thing I noticed is that it was all white guys. What Dex and fowler can't play golf? I'll bet Javy drives it a mile. Probably swings and misses 20% of the time, though. Look, he said "boyz," alright? That's as urban as he's allowed to be with Lackey around.
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8/5 Cubs (Lester) @ A's (Overton) 9:05 CST CSN
Sammy Sofa replied to Clem Fandango's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I want to see Rizzo and Bryant recreate that Predator handshake, and then Ross is just lurking in the background ranting about being a [expletive] sexual Tyrannosaurus. -
I wonder if Tommy has finally....surfaced. http://i.imgur.com/ZGsZX.gif
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Oh yeah, guess I should get one of those first.
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All of the Nu-Cubans Ended up Sucking Except for Cespedes
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in General Baseball Talk
Damn right. And I'll do it again, too. -
Mark Prior doesn't blame Dusty, but I still do
Sammy Sofa replied to Andy's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Dick Pole is always blameless for anything simply because he is named Dick Pole. -
john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him
Sammy Sofa replied to treebird's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Normally it would be a little off-putting that that cartoon looks disturbingly like something out of a Nazi newspaper political cartoon, but in Lackey's case I'll allow it. -
And speaking of Colvin, BR has this as his pic from last season, and holy horsefeathers, what the horsefeathers happened to him? http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/502125.jpg They must have used the wrong pic, right? He looks completely different, and like he basically ate himself out of baseball.
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I kinda offended that he thinks THAT is the worst thing I've posted, either as an insult or something stupid I've said.
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I love how everyone involved is on the horsefeathering Cubs now.
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Hindsight after the fact and out of context....get in your time machine. ...so you are saying (in hindsight, of course) that the idea of putting Colvin at first was a good one, but claiming I can't call it stupid (in hindsight) when it clearly was?! Based on...the fact that I can't travel back in time?! Also, is there any other type of hindsight than after the fact? OK, maybe I didn't figure out what you were trying to say.
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You're somehow making even less sense. The deflection/half ass denial route...smart choice. Wait, wait...if I understand you right, at one point I said I'd rather see Soriano at 1B instead of Colvin, and of the myriad of dumb things I've posted here THIS is supposed to be the thing that just leaves me humiliated? This is really odd.
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I don't believe any of this makes sense even in your own head. You never were very bright. paraphrasing: "It's idiotic to even suggest trying Colvin at 1st base" How did that "gem" work out for you..? :lol: "Soriano would be a better choice to try that with" :good: You're somehow making even less sense.
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Because they are throwing shade when it makes sense to do so, as opposed to when you do it, which seems to be at completely random and spiteful times. So it's based on "perception" not the facts on the ground...even sillier. I don't believe any of this makes sense even in your own head.
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Losing a game isn't streaky.
