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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I think it's 3 homeless guys banging on things since they have nothing better to do with the space It's the A's version of Roast running around banging pots and pans to scare off the possums.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I thought this dumb game wasn't on until 11 EST. Stupid west coast.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I remember a LOT of meatballs thinking that was fantastic when the Cubs dumped Sosa for him.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Look, I know he's distractingly handsome, but come on.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I was super excited about signing Bradley and thought between San Diego and Texas he had figured something out. Obviously didn't know he was such a complete scumbag instead of "just" a baseball psycho, but I was REALLY enthusiastic about the 2009 offense going in to the season. Fukudome was coming in to his second season and I really was expecting him to put it together; he ended up having his best season, but I was big on him become that vaunted Ichiro/Matsui middleground that everyone kept talking about. Soriano was theoretically still the Soriano who had kicked ass in 2007 and 2008. Soto had just been the RoY, and the heart of the lineup being Lee, Aramis, Bradley and him just sounded fantastic on paper. Hell, the starting pitching didn't even look all that bad, and the starters did pretty well outside of Harden not being the stud we hoped he could be. Then Soriano got hurt again and was terrible, Aramis missed a bunch of time, Bradley was a turd and Soto had a rough sophomore slump. The ended up basically winning what they were supposed to, pythag-wise, but I was really thinking they'd win at least 90 games.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Well, yeah, THOSE turds are never happy.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    That's still a pretty [expletive] big divisional lead. Sure, though it had been 12.5 just a month before, and the Cubs went through a pretty prolonged bout of average baseball while the Cardinals seemed to be finally playing to what was expected of them at the right time. Personally, I didn't think the Cubs were ever going to actually give up the lead, but I was worried that the Cardinals could get close enough that it prevent the Cubs from, say, giving players extra rest and playing the September callups less than I would prefer, and just generally making things more stressful than we wanted or expected it to be.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Why would this be the thread that you decided to bump for this question... :-k He's a Mac person, gawd demmit.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I can't imagine being so paranoid to the point that the very sadly obvious equation of young men + booze + bodies of water = often leads to death just seems impossible and it must be some batting 1.000-group of serial killers drowning young men around the world.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Don't Macs have firewalls, too? It's really easy to enable firewalls to allow programs and sites; as pointed out, just Google the model of modem and something like "allowing website through firewall" and it will walk you through the very easy step by step instructions, you fat baby.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The bender he's been on since he got the news...it's not pretty: http://i.giphy.com/nWzzsk14ZwyJ2.gif
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, wouldn't it be more likely to be blocked by a security filter?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Then you need more Andrew WK and less....uh...Andrew Dice Clay? That didn't exactly work like I planned.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    THE SMILEY FACE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.* *This might be my favorite super dumb crime/conspiracy theory.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Easy there; nobody's getting riled up. It just seemed like a weird thing to be crowing over. It's not like someone would be crazy to be worried about the Cardinals potentially creeping closer during that stretch.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    They were 6.5 out That, and this is just kind of a weird post in general. It's not like people were losing their minds over the Cubs getting to 6.5 out when the Cubs were, like, a dozen games up on them. The Cardinals were literally at 6.5 games out.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    ha, that was the first thing I noticed The first thing I noticed is that it was all white guys. What Dex and fowler can't play golf? I'll bet Javy drives it a mile. Probably swings and misses 20% of the time, though. Look, he said "boyz," alright? That's as urban as he's allowed to be with Lackey around.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I want to see Rizzo and Bryant recreate that Predator handshake, and then Ross is just lurking in the background ranting about being a [expletive] sexual Tyrannosaurus.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I wonder if Tommy has finally....surfaced. http://i.imgur.com/ZGsZX.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah, guess I should get one of those first.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    Damn right. And I'll do it again, too.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Dick Pole is always blameless for anything simply because he is named Dick Pole.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Normally it would be a little off-putting that that cartoon looks disturbingly like something out of a Nazi newspaper political cartoon, but in Lackey's case I'll allow it.
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