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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahahahah!
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the guy already has a laundry list of great performances and he's straight up beautiful. Boom, boom. Dude's legit for these alone: RocknRolla Bronson Inception Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Locke The Drop Fury Road omg I just remembered that he was the villain in Star Trek: Nemesis... If you told me right now they were making a ST movie with Tom Hardy playing a fucked up younger Patrick Stewart clone, AND Ron Perlman was in it playing a Romulan monster, I'd punch anyone and everyone in the face to be able to see it. And yet, somehow that all instead resulted in maybe the worst ST movie of all time.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Well, I'm disappointed that the Packers didn't make it since that would better rub the Bears' noses in their abject failure as an organization, but I will take the small victories where I can: https://youtu.be/sz6S3UlzjKA [tweet]https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/823369252828835840[/tweet]
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It's cool; I'm a Patriots fan now.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, Rivera's, like, one of a tiny handful of pitchers who make the exception. Otherwise horsefeathers relievers.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    PACKERS GONNA DO IT TODAY. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Better yet: get rid of ties.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Statistically, the DR is the most dangerous place to drive in the world. Could teams start fining or somehow otherwise punishing players if they find out a player was driving drunk and luckily didn't get into an accident? I would have to imagine the union would be up in arms about such a thing if the police weren't actually involved.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    He's teensy and it would probably break him.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I was definitely pissed about not getting Beltran, but I was convinced signing Bradley was going to turn out to be a genius move.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This. A virtual steal from the O's. eh, he literally needs to hit 40+ HRs a year to have any ounce of value. It's not a crazy contract that's going to sink them or prevent them from anything but if he's not hitting for league leading type HR power every year he provides no value. Yeah, signing Joey Bats wouldn't have been some great move, but Trumbo is pretty much just a slab of beef who needs to eat, breathe and horsefeathers dongs to be of any use.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I figured Ricky Williams would be a football god down in Texas, but not even that prevents him from being stopped for being black: http://deadspin.com/ricky-williams-got-stopped-by-police-for-taking-a-walk-1791408536 https://youtu.be/G245VWAaLk0
  13. Sammy Sofa
    That's just depressing.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Bronson is also basically just a vehicle for Tom to show the world that you don't deserve him. Yeah, the guy already has a laundry list of great performances and he's straight up beautiful. Boom, boom. Dude's legit for these alone: RocknRolla Bronson Inception Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Locke The Drop Fury Road
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The complete mediocrity of the show is totally worth any and all Tom Hardy scenes in seasons 2 and 3. Yeah, it's a shitty show that I can't help but watch because of the cast. I have a sneaking suspicion that upcoming Tom Hardy show on FX is going to be the same way. DAMN YOU, SEXY TOM HARDY.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Though smuggling in Rob Schneider's insanely offensive character from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry seems like a terrible idea in retrospect.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    it was all about Pujols or Fielder that offseason. I think we won Fun fact: Since that off-season, Rizzo has accrued 20.1 fWAR. Pujols and Fielder have combined for 16.6 fWAR. Damn, all you guys pining for Pujols and Fielder are amateurs; I raged hardest when the Cubs didn't sign Adam horsefeathering Dunn after 2010. Beat THAT. Fun fact: Adam Dunn only has a 16 bWAR for his entire CAREER.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Since him likely not using any of his opt-out options is predicated Jason Heyward: Really, Really, Really Good Baseball Player remaining in perpetual batting ability limbo, no, I don't think either of those things are probably going to happen. Meanwhile, is Dexter Fowler: Good Dude Coming off a Career Year at Age 30 more likely to keep being that good, or better than the younger, better at baseball Jason Heyward? No, personally I don't think that's going to happen.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Yes. I don't even think I would debate it very long. This is assuming Heyward is NOT going to opt-out of his deal right? Then it's a pretty easy decision for me. Fowler all the way. This seems to rely on a LOT of unlikely things happening.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    This is the big dramatic scene where you realize you're colorblind and will never get to be a pilot.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Oh my gosh, who cares where those walking flank steaks were. All the cool people showed up.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Nice fatass Trump-tie, Tom.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/kmoSHHZ8UuPVm.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo seriously looks like a kid who raided his dad's closet for a jacket.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Those of us who strategically timed their piss breaks are finally winning out! It'll be like nothing changed.
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