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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Hittiness.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I say just complete the hopeless freakshow vibe and bring back Nate: [tweet] [/tweet]
  3. Sammy Sofa
    "What's in the hell?"
  4. Sammy Sofa
    It's impossible to not be rationally angry over Rondo.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    But mostly just look at his centaur-like thighs.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Look at how well they compliment Rizzo's centaur-like thighs.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I love the colors, but I'm always opposed to pullovers instead of button jerseys.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, I can believe it. Aramis deserved it.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Saying "Baez proves he can actually continue being a useful baseball player" seemed needlessly cruel.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Hendricks looks like he's really grossed out by Rizzo's 'pits and Jake looks like he's WAY too into them.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Choose your fate.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I hate how that became a lightning rod for the worst kind of meatballs to harp about; that balls was horsefeathering annihilated and that it only made it into the basket is a completely weird and stupid fluke thanks to the weather that's going to kill us all within the next 50 years. horsefeathers the nonsense about putting your head down and running; when you destroy a ball that thoroughly, you should be fined if you DON'T pimp it.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    The Bulls only aren't completely worthless simply because this thread gave us this.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Hitters at the top get the most AB...those guys are all better hitters than Zobrist. Simple.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    You could have left Rondon out.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'd say the odds of it having been done by a buddy or family member are pretty damn high.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That looks like someone drew it with crayons.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    No problem; Schwarber is shaped like a spark plug!
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    I didn't know those things existed outside of a Ruff Ryders video.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/9uoYC7cjcU6w8.gif
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Baez: please don't get hurt or dead driving dumb ATV-looking car...thing. Thanks.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Somebody get him some help.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I don't hate it. It's funny when I watch it. Just haven't seen a ton of it, and certainly don't have encyclopedic knowledge of it. He's not alone either Well, yeah, it's no surprise with you since you're a well known miserable bastard (this was a friendly jab; please don't rage-kill me), but Brandon has always seemed like such a swell guy.
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