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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Tomorrow night is gonna be great.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    These games just keep justifying the WBC over and over again. So horsefeathering good.
  3. Sammy Sofa
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    http://deadspin.com/i-can-tell-you-with-extreme-confidence-that-he-was-not-1793490383 Definitely not joking: [tweet] [/tweet]
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Pujols was, indeed, mega-boring. Bryant looks like he's going to be pretty boring, too.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Mike Trout might be the most boring amazing baseball player ever.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I like how you can see him choose to engage into Evade-Mode like he's a [expletive] sliding robot.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Colby Bortles is somehow an even worse white guy name than Blake Bortles. Wow.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, come on.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    "I would've said '[expletive]!'"
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Also: Ross turned 40 yesterday! He probably spent it punching 40 orphans in the face.
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    [tweet] [/tweet]
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  14. Sammy Sofa
    Went over to my parents' place so my dad could open up the ST package. Man, that box is beautiful.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I'ma use a sneaky fake name nobody will ever guess.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    It's slightly goofy that the last article on the front page is from August and there's no mention of how the horsefeathering Cubs won the horsefeathering World horsefeathering Series.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe those weirdos who are sick of Ross are mixing him up with ol' Jake here.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    Otani looks flat out bored in that clip. Dude does, however, need to work on his bat flip-game.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Whut.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    He and Molina are in sync via their neck tats.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, that's because you can just delete old memory folders like it's nothing. I still love that team.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Never. I've discovered that the only thing worse than fat me in shorts is thin me in shorts. A world where men are showing off their disgusting man-legs while eating disgusting hot ham sandwiches is not a world we deserve.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Ah, that cold starting temperature reminds me that I was there for the 2008 Home Opener, too; got to see Kerry's debut as the closer (which sucked) and the debut of Fukudome (which ruled), who briefly fulfilled all of the lofty Ichiro meets Matsui hyperbole by going 3-3 with a walk and a game-tying dong in the 9th. It was as cold as you expect a March 21st game in Chicago to be, but it was horsefeathering damp and rainy and grey all day, so it was the kind of wet cold that just cuts to the bone. We all signed up for multiple junk mail accounts with the Bank of America reps around the park just to get the free blankets they were giving out.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Plus he'll still mix in just enough monster dongs and crazy slides to make his minimal offensive contribution totally bearable. Worst case scenario: he gets another shitty tattoo after a particularly bad slump and we all get distracted until he dongs.
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