Sammy Sofa

Toles looks like Fatlip from the "Get Back" video.

horsefeathers THE NIGHT.

Limited sample size, but it's pretty cool of him to be sucking so much thus far.

See? Cobb is totally racist.

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Let him be the king of Home Run Island, dammit.

Man, I think they should totally demand that the reigning WS champ gets to wear those baller gold trim uniforms all season.

horsefeathers, I guess this should all be moved to the badge idiot thread; I didn't even realize we were in the game thread. Damn these off days!

I once volunteered and got $800 and was rebooked on another flight 6 hours later. This situation, sounds like they had to stay overnight in Chicago. I agree, stop being cheap. Also, the money is only good in airline credits to be used within one year. At least that was the case with me. Oh, horsefeathers, I thought they gave you the money. That's fucked up.

I believe that not only can they give up to 4 times the value of your ticket or a max of $1,300, but they have to give you that, right? They can give you less. But if nobody takes it, they are legally bound to give you that much. So they auction the vouchers off, trying to find the first sucker who will take them up on the offer, before they get up to that max, which they would then be forced to give. Yeah, I think so, which is why it's such shady bull horsefeathers they try to lowball people, acting like they're doing a favor offering $400.

Yeah, his past really has nothing to do with how United and security reacted to the situation. As for the overbooking, I get why they do it, but part of bit them here is how they were trying to cheap out on their obligations to customers in these situations. An airline can give you up to 4 times the value of your ticket, or a max of $1300, as compensation. Alright, so nobody got off for $400 or $800...then quit being cheap and offer the $1300. I guarantee you people would have gotten off for that much.

Holy horsefeathers, people in the media are basically doxxing the plane guy? Why? What does that have to do with what happened to him? I'm sure they're doing the same to the plane cops and the United staff, right?

What a babyface. He needs to make himself look like Zangief.

Wait...what?

Go to the Tribune article about the game; MUCH better photos from the same angle/moment.

Bare-faced Schwarber might be even worse than just a Disgusting Baseball Chin. He's the kind of burly behemoth who would benefit from a majestic, well-maintained beard.

Fixed. Me so sleepy.

THEN IT'S ALL WRONG. I will fix. I'm time traveling.

Yeah, somehow I doubt they were this bothered by the decades of mostly futility before 2015.

LOOK AT BANNER, DODGERS: http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/journaltimes.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/50/650c09e2-e949-5ade-ab11-a71f6ab79993/58ec492f5ff06.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C811 LOOK AT TROPHY, DODGERS: http://www.trbimg.com/img-58ec4359/turbine/chi-cubs-dodgers0410d-ct0050600582-20170410/1300/1300x731 LOOK AT RIZZO, DODGERS: http://www.trbimg.com/img-58ec7742/turbine/chi-cubs-dodgers0410i-ct0050602648-20170410/750/750x750 LOOK AT RICKETTS, DODGERS: http://www.bostonherald.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery/public/media/ap/2017/04/11/acd08be0eab6441ba45bb660199f1c66.jpg?itok=cPbYRl0C OK, don't look at that last one, but look at the others a LOT. The Cubs deprived us of sleep, but delivered us more awesomeness with a great walkoff win on BANNER DAY. This time, the Dodgers will get to kiss the ring (and, hopefully, the dong) of the foe they can never hope to defeat. Brandon McCarthy is a pretty funny guy who hopefully will be able to see the lighter side of getting donged into another plane of existence. I mean, it's gotta be better than a line drive to the dome, right? John Lackey will be looking to sink his teeth into the Dodgers' fleshy hides...and, well, pretty much anything else in chomping-range. Go get 'em, you dad jeans-wearing motherflunker! RING-DING-[glow=red]DONG[/glow]/RING-A-DING-DING-DING-[glow=red]DONG[/glow] https://youtu.be/pdutmxrdNro

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Almora with the maximum sexiness.

Delicious.

Oh, good; if this game needs anything, it's extra innings.

It cracks me up how it's mutated to "the Cubs tanked on purpose for 5 seasons," like Hendry was in on it or something. Plus isn't the general consensus that 2014 turned into a "tank" year as opposed to them going into it like they did the previous 2 seasons?