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  1. Sammy Sofa
    That you'd still be hopelessly in last place even if you had gone with Judge instead of Bird is kind of incredible.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    What is Bryant's pants situation?
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, now Andy is in the lead? This thing is bonkers this year.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Pitches like an old man, acts like an old man...injured like an old man.
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    So the Cubs, of course, lose the game I get to go to; I'm pretty sure the last 6 games I have been to they have lost, including a WS game. Still, it was a fun time; I always love going to PNC and at least game #2 was a good one that they should have won instead of a parade of sadness. I almost got killed by Rizzo's line drive foul ball on the 1B side in the 1st inning; it nailed the hand/face of the guy in front of me and bounced about 5 feet down.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Then he should suck less next time.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The biggest crime of this season is it horsefeathering made you the WOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSST. Yes, if you want to be a horsefeathering dork then technically all of the teams would just scale back and the Cubs would be still be in 12th. I hate you.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Wade's got this. DP incoming.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Heck yeah. Love this inning, despite Happ and Schwarber's chronic suckery.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    John Jay? More like John HEY-HEY!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Seal Boy is gonna be a fish-flavored hero tonight.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Contreras is due, baby.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Looks like they've sealed the deal.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    He's just one of us!
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  18. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not gonna be there until tomorrow, and I'll be sitting with the filthy Allegheny slobs, though now I'm thinking about leading a mob up to the luxury boxes.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I'm saving myself for the Gillwoman.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Yup. The guy's a master.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, but I want watchable baseball NOW, not the Cubs' version of the NBA. GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    This is the part that keeps me from getting all that excited about the Cubs stumbling in atop a terrible division; their mediocrity has layers to it. If you had told me going into the season that the Cubs were basically only going to score via gigantic dongs, man, I would have been thrilled. The reality of that, however, is not nearly as fun as I would have pictured.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    1-10 over the last 11 road games.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, let's keep our pessimism rooted in bleak reality, dammit.
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