Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Insane Tebow fanatics are the best; check out this spazzy comment at the bottom of that: Yeah, just give him a chance to be a 31-year-old prospect, you jerks!
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Psh, I don't even own a Cubs. -
You sound like you're powered by 'ludes now. Got some?
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Dude couldn't be more bored by a post-WS Cubs team; thinks people who didn't like following garbage baseball were insane. Someone gave that robot donkey brains.
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Yet another group of American Indians forced to relocate out west. A shame.
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This one's gonna sting.
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HERE IT COMES.
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Oooh, and you know Bryce is still raw-ass about that Baez catch earlier, too. His hair is going to be flowing majestically as he touches home triumphantly.
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Sexy Harper is sexily inevitable.
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Sexcellent.
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Fly, you mighty seal!
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What the flunk is that thing.
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Well, we're Cubs fans, so we don't have to.
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[tweet] [/tweet] Wait...what?
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Nice. Not nearly as many dumb dildos commenting as the Cardinals had, but still...shut the horsefeathers up, dip shits.
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BOSH. FLIMSHAW.
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No gold for thee, I see.
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Rizzo, I will give you all of my hidden magical gold if you dong RIGHT NOW.
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14 guys on base. They should be annihilating these fools.
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This game is heck.
