Sammy Sofa
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Oooh, and you know Bryce is still raw-ass about that Baez catch earlier, too. His hair is going to be flowing majestically as he touches home triumphantly.
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Sexy Harper is sexily inevitable.
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Sexcellent.
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Fly, you mighty seal!
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What the flunk is that thing.
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Well, we're Cubs fans, so we don't have to.
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[tweet] [/tweet] Wait...what?
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Nice. Not nearly as many dumb dildos commenting as the Cardinals had, but still...shut the horsefeathers up, dip shits.
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BOSH. FLIMSHAW.
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No gold for thee, I see.
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Rizzo, I will give you all of my hidden magical gold if you dong RIGHT NOW.
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14 guys on base. They should be annihilating these fools.
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This game is heck.
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God dammit.
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Hell yeah. He's only at 82 pitches and dominating. Stretch it a bit and give him one more.
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Volquez is complete garbage; it's a travesty the Cubs have manged only one piddling run off of him.
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http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/breaking-down-the-jimmy-butler-trade/?ex_cid=538fb
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The White Sox played the A's today, and Shields became the first pitcher ever to give up 3 different career first home runs in a single game: https://deadspin.com/white-sox-pitcher-gives-up-first-career-dingers-to-thre-1796393979
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I prefer to just think about last year: http://r.fod4.com/s=w500,pd1.4/o=85/http://a.fod4.com/images/user_photos/1192319/news_095_original.jpeg
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This season feels like the baseball version of the "that's good!/that's bad."-sequence from The Simpsons.
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I don't think their leash really got shorter, they just got a three year free pass. Yeah, since when does Reinsdorf give a horsefeathers? The White Sox have had some garbage attendance and that FO hasn't turned over at all. Why would he flip the Bulls FO suddenly?
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Who is this tall reliever who is going to valiantly take over for Lackey after he gets bounced for giving up 5 runs in the 1st without getting an out?
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WHY GOD, WHY.
