Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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He's a trash person AND a trash pitcher. I hope he steps on a rusty soda can. -
Too bad they couldn't just not start Jake.
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I could not give less of a horsefeathers what their record in June has been; they've played like goons for most of it.
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Jake keeps his beard so thick to hide the gaping anus that makes up the bottom half of his face.
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BUMS.
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TOLD YOU HE WAS A DICK.
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Actually, his Bowie-like eyes are the only cool things about this hump.
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who is trying to impose anything on anyone
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what if its a legit auto and our beefy lad doesnt actually know how to spell The kid's lucky; before this year he just signed everything with a giant "X."
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He's a dick. He's a dick because an irrelevant social media personality said something dumb and he sniped back at her? Oh ok. He's a dick because basically every quote from him makes him sound like a dick.
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Shitty baseball sucks, and all these dumb dildos acting like you have to be a Vulcan about it are the worst. Amazingly, you can both be confident that they can do better (and likely will) AND get annoyed at stretches of lousy games without being a meatball. I mean, it's just sports; you're supposed to get at least a little worked up over it, otherwise what's the point of even being a fan. Nobody gets bonus fan points acting like a monk the whole time.
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So the Mets suck on every possible level. Water is wet. EVERYTHING IS AS IT SHOULD BE.
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He's a dick.
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Insane Tebow fanatics are the best; check out this spazzy comment at the bottom of that: Yeah, just give him a chance to be a 31-year-old prospect, you jerks!
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Psh, I don't even own a Cubs.
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You sound like you're powered by 'ludes now. Got some?
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Dude couldn't be more bored by a post-WS Cubs team; thinks people who didn't like following garbage baseball were insane. Someone gave that robot donkey brains.
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Yet another group of American Indians forced to relocate out west. A shame.
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This one's gonna sting.
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