Sammy Sofa
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These bums have lost the last 6 times I've been to see them. I'm going tonight, so this looks like it'll be #7; figure I will take one for the rest of us with the game thread, too. I'll be drowning my sorrows in Ben's Chili Bowl like a boss. Try to suck less, jerkbutts.
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And this is based on...what, exactly?
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My possibly serious meatball theory is that Jake could have a decent second career as a closer.
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It started because I didn't understand why the Marlins brawler when Stanton got hit in the face instead of being sad or concerned for their teammate Wow. Would not have guessed that would have become a legendary board thing. Good stuff though. Thanks. That was just the moment it clicked; it was building for a while.
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Wait, what happened here? https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/796376092042989570 Law, you clod.
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Wait, what happened here?
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I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now what tweet? David's a weirdo and thinks I think Jake is a turd because of some rando tweet of him bragging about home runs. He's a turd because he always acts like a turd, and now pitches like one, too, no matter what Fangraphs says. BR 4 EVER.
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You slob-loving slob.
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GET OFF THE FIELD, YOU DAMN MULE.
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He's a trash person AND a trash pitcher. I hope he steps on a rusty soda can.
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Too bad they couldn't just not start Jake.
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I could not give less of a horsefeathers what their record in June has been; they've played like goons for most of it.
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Jake keeps his beard so thick to hide the gaping anus that makes up the bottom half of his face.
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BUMS.
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TOLD YOU HE WAS A DICK.
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Actually, his Bowie-like eyes are the only cool things about this hump.
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who is trying to impose anything on anyone
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what if its a legit auto and our beefy lad doesnt actually know how to spell The kid's lucky; before this year he just signed everything with a giant "X."
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He's a dick. He's a dick because an irrelevant social media personality said something dumb and he sniped back at her? Oh ok. He's a dick because basically every quote from him makes him sound like a dick.
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Shitty baseball sucks, and all these dumb dildos acting like you have to be a Vulcan about it are the worst. Amazingly, you can both be confident that they can do better (and likely will) AND get annoyed at stretches of lousy games without being a meatball. I mean, it's just sports; you're supposed to get at least a little worked up over it, otherwise what's the point of even being a fan. Nobody gets bonus fan points acting like a monk the whole time.
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So the Mets suck on every possible level. Water is wet. EVERYTHING IS AS IT SHOULD BE.
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He's a dick.
