Sammy Sofa
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Mild to Moderate Sprain for KB - UPDATE: No DL
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
But damn...that cut. -
This season? No way. Inspiring Harper to join up with a swell bunch of guys next season? Perhaps.
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Every time you post this I think he's screaming "SURPRISE!!!!" and it cracks me up.
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Wait until they blow it because a line drive blasted at Seal Boy shatters him into a thousand mackerels.
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I admire David's gumption. http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/raised_hopes_futurama.gif
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This would be impossible. Every game would appear to be an 11-0 loss. Yeah, let's be realistic; they're mostly just regular losses.
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Mild to Moderate Sprain for KB - UPDATE: No DL
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Well, now I just think he's a wimp for how much he Paul Pierce-d it up last night. -
I hate him and Judge and Seager and all the other young bats deemed sexier than our young bats. Green waves and waves of envy.
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I can't believe I got to witness in person the late Kris Bryant's final game. RIPD, SWEET SPARKLE. Seriously though; that that is a June 2017 lineup for the Chicago Cubs is the saddest horsefeathering thing in the world.
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What a [expletive] word filter.
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Courtesy of Deadspin:
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Please, last night was all about me appreciating the hunkiest white player in the game. When Harper hustled out that slow roller into RF into a double and his helmet came flying off and that hair started flowing... http://i.imgur.com/7ejxYcY.gif
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Did the stank of Trump damn KB's ankle to ruin? People are talking.
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Well, there was that long-forgotten Mike Trout guy.
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I wore my Prior jersey, hoping to spook Strasburg with the ghosts of Dusty's pitchers past. I guess it technically worked, though it riled up the Donkeyboy even more, unfortunately. Had great seats just five rows behind the Cubs dugout, so I had a soul-crushingly amazing view of Bryant having to basically be carried down the stairs right in front of me. Yay.
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I hate Lackey, Cubs, Lackey, Trump, DC and everything today.
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*Arm hairs still stand up after watching for like the 900th time* Yes, this was such an awesome moment (this, the Javy HR, and when the Cubs won the NL are pretty close to how emotional I get when seeing the final out of the WS). Miggy has such a sexy swing when he gets into a HR. And, like sammy said, he knows how to pimp it a bit. I'll think of him fondly for those memories but i'm not really that sad to see him go. Given that I haven't done cool things like have a child or get married, seeing this in person was the single greatest moment of my life I'm doomed to never have sex because I realize that Sublime is garbage, but I figure this is pretty much the same thing.
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Montero was mostly a big tub of goo, but the man knew how to pimp a dong.
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Right now the waves are just washing up dirty diapers around everyone's ankles. http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=17919&position=2B/OF Figures YOU would love the gormless sociopath.
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Right now the waves are just washing up dirty diapers around everyone's ankles.
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Holy horsefeathers, that is the greatest typo ever.
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Waves and waves of medical waste and half-eaten rum hams.
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I HATE/LOVE THIS. Holy horsefeathers, is that creepy.
