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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This guy's a horsefeathering bum until he's not.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Theo's going to end up with alcohol poisoning by the stretch.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Get a load of this dildo on the mound.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Trash pitcher is trash.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Theo must have been drinking even harder than usual when he made this trade. Watch this goober give up a grand dong to Hamilton.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Quintana is a horsefeathering debacle.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Schwarber is basically DickButt at this point.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    yeah well i dont think he's going to carry a K rate above 40% for too long with an OPS like that Good news then! He hasn't been rocking an OPS like that for a couple weeks now.
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    REJOICE, BEARS FANS: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2727235-mitchell-trubisky-compared-to-tim-tebow-by-john-fox-after-preseason-debut
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Even a fastball to the coconut can't stop him: [tweet] [/tweet]
  12. Sammy Sofa
    This fixing is the one!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    #that'sso2017cub
  14. Sammy Sofa
    SPRTSPRTSPRT
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I would guess it's a bit of both getting older and the wrist. Whatever the reason, the answer clearly is to keep batting him cleanup as the team struggles to muster any kind of consistent offense in the middle of an annoyingly tight division battle.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Some sound advice in the wake of that: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/yt.gif
  17. Sammy Sofa
    That's not actually Rosenthal's Twitter.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    Painful hyperextension gif spoilered: [spoil][/spoil]
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Probably. But I don't think I'm delusional about them or anything. I know they're not that good and that they could easily lose the division. I've come to terms with that already. But I'm not ready to throw in the towel on these losers yet, so it definitely will sting if it happens. I'm going with the mantra I came up with for Wilson: "they're bums until they're not."
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Look, it's not every day you face a talent as impressive as Patrick Corbin; no shame in getting shut out by a stud like that. TIP YOUR CAPS, FELLAS.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Just wait until the Pirates sneak into the equation, too.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Poor Duke. His heart is going to break twice as hard as everyone else's.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/44272-Abandon-All-Hope.gif
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