Sammy Sofa
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Maybe Wilson stinks because he got shot in the horsefeathering face by some boozed up Chevy executives. -
He's definitely the Heyward of the show.
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He drank himself sober. He's graduated from later seasons Don Draper-drunk to first season Don Draper-drunk.
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Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.
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Yes, everyone understands sample size. People are going to vent when a big pitching acquisition has been THIS terrible as soon as he joined the team. It's swell he hasn't given up a HR yet, but that's small comfort when pretty much every other key stat looks like garbage since he became a Cub. He's just pitching like absolute butt right now, and you can stuff your sorries in a sack, pal.
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He was obviously talking about how Warren immediately turned to garbage after getting to the Cubs, and not what Adam Warren is doing this year, which is just a heaping helping of salt on that particular wound (NEVER 4GET U, STARLIN). And "mentally screwed up?" Seems a lot more simple to blame it on his shitty pitching thus far as a Cub.
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Go horsefeathering figure. Hopefully now that Schwarber's done tossing nickles to orphans or whatever and Contreras is back after getting eliminated from MILF Island, Joe will stay sober and keep giving us the sleek, sexy lineup that went into a dong frenzy on Tuesday. Also: Wilson should be dropped through a trapdoor.
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How was this guy ever good.
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Holy horsefeathers, this guy is a maximum turd.
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OK, what is the endgame for Baez's hair?
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Counterpoint: Harry Caray was horsefeathering garbage, Len & JD are hilarious and awesome, and them handling the guest is much more entertaining than placating the meatballs with a slobbering wreck. Ok. This I agree with completely. Though I never really had an issue with Harry. He didn't really add much to the broadcast but I was a dumb kid so it kinda evened out. I'm sure I would hate him now bc Len and JD (hell or even Bob) are so much better. But at the time I didn't care. I mean, they don't even use a clip of him earlier in his career with the Cubs; they gotta get him at his sloppiest. Dude was already a drunken wreck by the time he got to the Cubs, but he at least had games where he could keep it together. Using a clip of him post-stroke is just no good.
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Damn, Heyward getting the shaft two AB's in a row. He needs whatever he get, you jerks.
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fullback no. Which "celebrity" would you miss most? It's a tradition (like it or not) that's going to survive. Trying to listen to Len and JD make awkward conversation with some random person sucks. Just play the damn video and get it over with imo Counterpoint: Harry Caray was horsefeathering garbage, Len & JD are hilarious and awesome, and them handling the guest is much more entertaining than placating the meatballs with a slobbering wreck.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
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OK, slow it down; they don't need to get spent again.
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Hooray! But damn that TOOTBLAM.
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That's the only thing in his favor right now.
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If that lineup doesn't score a bajillion runs on these mutts then I give up.
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Beef Not-Feeling-So-Wellington: http://deadspin.com/welington-castillo-taken-to-hospital-after-getting-hit-1803766536
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The merciful off day has passed and it's now time for more of the ongoing parade of cruelty and spite that is (are?) the 2017 Cubs. Marvel as they try not to collectively poop their pants! Thrill as Joe starts huffing plastic bags filled with gasoline before the stretch! Cheer as more bats fly into the crowd than dongs! Quintana horsefeathering looks like he's 48.
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I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
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