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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It is slightly terrifying that the starting pitching options going forward seem to mostly revolve on miracles, sorcery and osmosis.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Just say major league sources said I think the problem is that it's not a major league source. BIG LEAGUE.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    All the best people.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Did someone forget to unban sulley?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Also: that tweet is obviously hack and dumb and you can still play it off like you posted it here to be rightly mocked.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I am indeed desperate for content to make the work day go quicker. Not sure about the quotes; my hater bonafides of these turds are tried and true.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    He, that's that one thing and that other thing!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, dude is more fucked up than we thought.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Agreed; the idea of Jake being signed back IS pretty terrifying.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Seems a bit harsh to call for him to be ROBO-EXECUTED.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    He also mysteriously disappeared, much like Pirates Jake.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Thinking back to how many years ago I was excited that the Bulls would eventually get Mirotic (or trade him for someone awesome) makes me feel really old and dumb.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    that's tony larussa Joe just hasn't been busted.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    David is the Johnny Mnemonic of Cubs players' friends'/family's/spouses'/significant others' tweets.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    DICK POLE, COME ON DOWN.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    HE INTERRUPTED JOE'S DAILY BUSINESS.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    "The Dodgers still haven't come out of the clubhouse...we're not sure what's happening? Does anyone kno-BY GAWD!!!! THAT'S 'GO CUBS GO; PLAYING!!!!"
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I can't decide if David is more like Lobot or the Imperial probe droid when it comes to that horsefeathers.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, Duke...he wanted to believe harder than anyone. RIP, little guy.
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    This is a good implication.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    CHILLAX, GOONEY; I got this.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    BARBECUE SAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUCE. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-chili-davis-hitting-coach-cubs-20171026-story.html
  25. Sammy Sofa
    In fact, Chili Davis is so cool, he deserves his own thread instead of taking over Mallee's busted ass thread.
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