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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    WRITE ABOUT THE BAD THINGS, FFS.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Someone else came up with that.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, this sounds really promising! *Checks notes* Kris Bryant's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in...there were no survivors.
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    Reporter crows about how he covered Sosa in the early 2000's. Reporter, in the very same article, gripes about Sosa's PED use like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Reporter's lack of self-awareness is....breathtaking.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    GREAT MINDS.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Could gone with this instead:
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Since my assumption when "Damn, that's two so far" was posted was that that meant the game started earlier than I thought AND that Quintana had already given up 2 runs, I'm going to say that they lost.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/missouri-outfielder-leaves-field-on-stretcher-after-cra-1825762135 Unless he's a particularly lame Star Wars Extended Universe bounty hunter, this name is completely unacceptable.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Maybe it's the new version of blue dress/gold dress.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Guys, I gave you a twofer of thinking there was a game on Thursday, AND then forgetting when the game I made up in my head was on. How dare you think a gift like that is the work of a hack like Derwood.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    You shoulda gone with "THANKS, OBAMA" or something since conservatives also lost their horsefeathering horsefeathers when he dared to wear a tan suit. Keepin' good company there.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    No, I did just say that.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Is the "weird" part the color or the length? Also: Inspector Gadget wore a gray trenchcoat, so I hope you got fired for that blunder.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I am literally just now realizing this debacle is not currently happening.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Is Joe's latest lineup so dumb and depressing that nobody wanted to post it?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    What the Cubs need right now: What the Cubs are unfortunately getting instead:
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  20. Sammy Sofa
    This team deserves Corner Gas GIFS
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Cubs offense missing from the Super Cubs like:
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    Good call. Just look at this garbage:
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  25. Sammy Sofa
    What in the horsefeathers is this abomination?! Looks like sautéed cockroaches on crackers! THAT'SH THE CHICAGO WAY.
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