Sammy Sofa
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Great, Montgomery has come down with Cubsstartingpitcheritis. -
They're gonna win this one because I have far too many great musical selections picked out for dead NSBBers for it to end today.
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The whole "spider monkey" lie gets funnier and funnier the more I think about it. Just picturing this oaf flop-sweating as he desperately tries to come up with the dumbest excuse possible. "Come on, spider monkeys are totally known for the weird faces they make! IT'S A COMMON THING."
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Yeah, now that Yu is never going to pitch again, he really doesn't serve much of a purpose.
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Oh, hey, Albert.
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Even if they did sign Machado, ideally they'd move him back to 3B and move Bryant to RF and Heyward to CF, so no need to trade Russell.
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Heyward would just move to CF and Almora and Happ are the 4th OF or traded.
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Depending on how much you buy into FIP/the metrics...who's going to be the best, if not him? I was giving Lucky Lester the benefit of the doubt, but now you've just made me feel even more terrified!
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I'm pretty sure if you read that out loud you'll actually cast a spell that tears open a portal to another dimension.
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Yeah but how many times did Gretzky steal home? Aw, man; that gif cuts off WAY too soon. That's one of the funniest bits of sports hubris ever. My #1? Also the NBA, and courtesy of Nate Robinson: [expletive], that kills me every time I watch it.
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It totally sounded like one of those waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too specific lies.
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Also: https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2018/06/28/detroit-tigers-daniel-stumpf-has-no-knowledge-nickname-spider-monkey/744602002/
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Loved this comment:
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This is the most hideous thing ever posted here.
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Man, I would have done that in a heartbeat.
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Happ for Verlander would have been for ridiculous?
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I'm gonna pretend this typo is actually something much more insane.
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I'm angry that now exists in my YouTube history.
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RIP Skyballer
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Bosio, they're not firing their horsefeathering pitching coach in a million years over what you described, so cut the horsefeathers.
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I appreciate Farrell not allowing the VRD to get too out of hand thanks to this one.
