Sammy Sofa
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"Pssssssssssst! Hey, Rizzo! Word on the street is that the Cardinals suck! Get word to Theo."
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RIP C.C. https://youtu.be/YJ6uaIkOqTM -
Cut him some slack - he's from Australia. Someone threw another Schwarber on his...uh...barbie?
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Holy horsefeathers. This guy's name is WARWICK SAUPOLD.
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CEJ to the DL with Shoulder Inflammation
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Also, those real race incidents are also hoaxes. Hoaxes Uh, you might want to edit your quote tags so it doesn't look like you're attributing that garbage to Regular Show.
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's cute when they think they're being all coy with their not-so-secret neo-nazi bull horsefeathers. They drop this gem just a little further down the page: This is the saddest troll cliche ever.
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Counterpoint: this is Kris Bryant:
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There's a dude on GRB with the name of "MAGA."
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Is that a fancy way of saying you want him fed to horses?
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I gotta think Heyward would be the coolest guy on the team to hang out with.
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Sure sounds like deGrom is fed up with the Mets; are they likely to finally be sellers with their pitchers since the team is damned for the foreseeable future? Do the Cubs line up at all trying to pry one of them away? Or would it likely entail taking back one of the Mets' terrible contracts as well?
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I'd like to think this will lead to the first bench-clearing brawl where a team is doing it to defend someone on the other team.
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Imagine the emotional rollercoaster of drinking with Darvish.
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Wait, you don't tip your hairstylist? What the horsefeathers is the matter with you? I haven't been to a hairstylist in about a decade, but I also don't tip my mechanic on an oil change, or a plumber who fixes a leaky pipe. Yeah, but those guys don't have to make their living based on the insane concept of idiots coming in and vaguely being able to describe how they want their hair cut (if you think your instructions are clear and make perfect sense, stop it; they aren't and they don't). When you think about it, having to cut and style hair just based on what someone says is absurd. Unless you're showing up with a picture of Johnny Unitas in his prime and saying "that's what I want," tip the horsefeathering person who cuts your hair, you cheap bastard.
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That's just his way of cruising for his next victim. "That one didn't cheer loud enough. That one didn't laugh. That drunk one is taking attention away from me. Soon they will all pay and be my slaves in paradise."
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neither of us can confirm anything. i've seen/heard multiple people say the opposite of what your people said. Same. And I don't care even a little bit how he treats random grown ass men. Ah, but what about when he makes to anti-robot rally in A.I. look like a picnic?
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OBJECTION.
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Rizzo is easily the biggest tool on the team. Tool recognizes tool.
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So what you're saying is that you, Duke, jersey, Derwood and I should all replace them, right?
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Definitely a top 10 thread.
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His Kanye rants were pretty amazing.
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Seriously; dude seemingly quit the board because everyone thought he was a weirdo for loathing David Ross.
