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    http://33.media.tumblr.com/f4b61ba90d86e29781b77482c7e8de95/tumblr_niva9jsmnm1sl21koo1_500.gif
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    What a dolt.
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    All the money spent on triangle buildings and hotels, but somehow this is what the Cubs still have as passing for medical services:
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    Thread title updated accordingly.
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    That's my first thought pretty much when I see anything. I've got a real problem.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    And anyone putting on weight because of Halloween really just isn't trying at all.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I'm not even doing this to really lose weight anymore; I'm just doing it every day because I like it. I have to REALLY go nuts with food for a long, long time to even really put on weight; Thanksgiving is easy to handle, even with several days' worth of leftovers. It's all in not eating too late in the day and offsetting whatever you eat with burning enough calories.
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    Man, the list of hilarious people on this show is ridiculous. I gotta just jump in.
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    I keep hearing good things about that show, but the insanely dumb pun title always pushes me away.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I doubt the Cards or Brewers let him get to us. Im guessing Cardinals. Yeah, agreed, no chance. I'd have liked to have seen us get him, too. Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, running/gym mojo back on, apparently. I simply am not allowed to watch this team do well.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Farting all over it with some outrageous TOOTBLAN and a stupid as horsefeathers DP is so 2018 Cub.
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    I hope not; Harvey still horsefeathering blows despite his brief bout of not blowing. I hope it's the Cardinals.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    NEW CLORBS VICTORY MUSIC:
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    I think they will get shutout tonight, ending the streak and the last remaining fun we will have this season. Yeah..."fun."
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I can't believe I'm pacing around over a horsefeathering game against the horsefeathering Tigers in the horsefeathering 2nd inning.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    STRIKEOUT IT IS.
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    I only now just realized Willson can't hit into a DP, and I could not possibly give less of a horsefeathers.
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    The only question now is whether Willson strikes out or hits into a DP.
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    The only way the Cubs could get him in is if they were mercy ruled 5 outs instead of 3. And even then it's only about a 10% shot.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Desperation is a stinky, stinky cologne, Rizzo.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    This sounds familiar... ?? Don'y play coy with me, Conky. The talk this season was very much that the Cubs ideally would be "maximizing some warm weather cities and domes early on" with how the 2018 season was scheduled to start. I was making a sassy, hilarious reference to how they didn't do that. And thus the team with the best record in the NL yet again missed out on having an even more bestest record in the NL.
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    This sounds familiar...
  25. Sammy Sofa
    If the Cubs could even just dong as much a the piddling WHITE SOX, then they wouldn't even have to care much at all about these idiots or the Brewers at this point
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