Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Sexcellent. NOW SCORE SOME DAMN RUNS. -
Go swallow a bus, ump.
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Schwarber continues to plummet in the 2nd half, currently batting: .219 .303 .365 .667 But it's gotta be bad luck, right? I mean, that BAbip is probably crazy low and-... .270 Whoops.
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I shouldn't have to convince you of anything; he hasn't done horsefeathers with the Reds to indicate he doesn't suck.
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Come the horsefeathers on already; I'm tired of garbage pitchers making these goobers look like goons.
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Alright, get this dude some runs already. He's doing his part and then some.
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What the horsefeathering horsefeathers, man.
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Hot damn.
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Stellar effort, Harvey.
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Quick honeymoon.
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Holy horsefeathers, this guy struck out Billy Hamilton. EXTEND HIM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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I've been calling him Crandall.
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Ohhhhhh, NOW I get it; some people just need time to mourn a hairline.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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.125 .176 .188 .364 really revs my engine, baby. ? AB R H HR RBI BB SO SB AVG OBP SLG Last 7 Games 29 1 7 0 2 1 3 0 .241 .267 .345 Mine was last 7 days from BR.
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He's also been hitting like an anus again for a while now. His last 7 games aren't that terrible. At least when you consider the rest of his Cubs career before this year. .125 .176 .188 .364 really revs my engine, baby.
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He's also been hitting like an anus again for a while now.
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Man, that whole Holland thing is horsefeathering flabbergasting. How nobody came diving in screaming to cut the feed from both ends at any point is insane.
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Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit
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OK, it was horsefeathering cute for like two seconds, Joe.
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GET FUCKED, REDS.
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Kyle Schwarber: King of the LOBs.
