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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Hardcore nudity.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Get in on that bubble while the getting's good, you mush-faced ghoul.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I would bet a trillion Bison bucks that the only person ever employed by the Cubs who has posted here is Roast. MAYBE one of the dudes who's played Clark, too.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Unless you know something about secret Cubs players posting here, it's pretty damn obvious what "we" he was talking about.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Does it matter?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    I'll be damned if the game threads swing back around to me again. Keep this bad boy rolling.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], this is all so much more horsefeathering enjoyable. Guys, I'm feeling tempted to buy a couple of my buddy's great season ticket seats for the series here in DC. Can the finally re-emerged Super Cobs offset my stinky jinx?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Has he hit one yet that hasn't been an absolute no-doubter right off the bat?
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    https://youtu.be/7khQNR7s1Ho
  11. Sammy Sofa
    That's how it has to happen.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Nothing would be better than to faces these two dirtbag teams and have the outcomes really not matter.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    -89
  14. Sammy Sofa
    That was delicious.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    He probably wouldn't have tested it. Quintana was lucky that terrible meatball he served only ended up as a sac fly.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    What a monumentally stupid AB to a horsefeathering pitcher. Theo should flog himself for this trade.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Quintana is horrendous.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Lefties have a .378 wOBA vs Castillo Righties have a .275 wOBA vs Castillo It isn't that ridiculous. Yes it is.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    No more horsefeathering around.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    He's the John Cazale of dongs.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Rick Ankiel was the first player to debut who was younger than me. Colon is the other dude, natch.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    This bunting horsefeathers is eternally unacceptable. Why the horsefeathers is he encouraged to do that.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    End this turgid slog.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Teams don't even give a horsefeathers if Schwarber faces a RH pitcher at this point.
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