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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Phil Jackson is just sitting around because he can't decide between all of the job offers pouring in. Get it done, Theo.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    What were they saying? The Goldbergs were coming on next, so JD said something about if they don’t suspend it soon we should just split screen with Jeff Garlin’s whitey tighties. JD was humming to the music in the stadium. Len was obviously kind of peeved the game hadn’t been officially suspended yet and was declaring he was packing up. This was maybe in the span of 30-45 seconds. Was hoping for more, but then they actually went live. It was actually kind of cool on my feed last night. They just showed the stadium live throughout the rain delay. I've gotten that a couple times over the last few weeks, too. It'll cut to the MLB.TV commercial break screen, but then come back to a wide shot of the field, and you can hear random behind the scenes chatter from the production staff.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I mean, it was really only a missed opportunity for Schwarber; Almora was gonna do that no matter what.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Easy now; you just scared Lance Berkman.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Carl and Strop not horsefeathering around, I like. Now finish this horsefeathers.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Hardcore Bryce Harper nudity quintuples their investment. It's a can't lose proposition.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    "Every opportunity to win is sacred...but sometimes you just have to bat Victor Caratini 5th. You do you, Joe!"
  8. Sammy Sofa
    It's almost like this lineup was made by an idiot.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    I think it's MLB having issues. Not working for me in Texas. Yeah, I've had to constantly restart it tonight here in VA, too.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Well, can't argue with that, I guess.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    The 1979 Cubs are the 2nd most average baseball team in the last 50 years: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-checked-50-years-of-sports-history-to-find-the-team-that-stands-out-the-least/
  12. Sammy Sofa
    What even is this dumb lineup for jerks.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    W-wha... How does Caratini make any sense there (don't give me any split nonsense; he belongs NOWHERE).
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Man, deGrom has doubled down on insane mode in the second half. Be a hell of a thing to beat hm tonight.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    http://pa1.narvii.com/6466/caaf3d54458dc690e8710151f48ff716e1e31676_00.gif
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Wilson gonna finally earn my love right here.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Get someone else in there, please.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed that for you.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Dude. It's the horsefeathering bottom of the Mets' lineup. Throw strikes.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Way to ruin my score prediction, Rizzo, ya jerk.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Nicely done, Coral.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I'm assuming the Mets' bullpen is a dump, right?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Bring it down a bit, Steve.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Hell, sometimes you can't help but give up a dong to... *Checks notes* ...Kevin Plawecki.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he's probably wishing he could have all 3 strikes back. He could have put all of them onto the street.
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