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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The 1979 Cubs are the 2nd most average baseball team in the last 50 years: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-checked-50-years-of-sports-history-to-find-the-team-that-stands-out-the-least/
  2. Sammy Sofa
    What even is this dumb lineup for jerks.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    W-wha... How does Caratini make any sense there (don't give me any split nonsense; he belongs NOWHERE).
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Man, deGrom has doubled down on insane mode in the second half. Be a hell of a thing to beat hm tonight.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    http://pa1.narvii.com/6466/caaf3d54458dc690e8710151f48ff716e1e31676_00.gif
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Wilson gonna finally earn my love right here.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Get someone else in there, please.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Fixed that for you.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Dude. It's the horsefeathering bottom of the Mets' lineup. Throw strikes.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Way to ruin my score prediction, Rizzo, ya jerk.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Nicely done, Coral.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I'm assuming the Mets' bullpen is a dump, right?
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Bring it down a bit, Steve.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Hell, sometimes you can't help but give up a dong to... *Checks notes* ...Kevin Plawecki.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Man, he's probably wishing he could have all 3 strikes back. He could have put all of them onto the street.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/guy-falls-in-water-off-boat-trying-to-catch-beer-13719518354.gif
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Put it out of reach.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    If Lester can just get through 5 they're good.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    HAHAHAHAH!
  20. Sammy Sofa
    The organization kinda does deserve some kind of award for so thoroughly destroying him and Heyward.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    PHEW.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Come the horsefeathers on.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Get that run in or I'm gonna plotz. Between the 1st inning nonsense and Lester walking the horsefeathering pitcher, the Cubs should already be up 3-2.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    I'm confident in Super Clorbs; they're gonna win this one, 6-4.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    I just got home; reading the play by play of the Cubs' 1st inning is one of the dumbest things I have ever read.
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